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My Take: An open letter to Kermit the Frog
The author writes to the famed frog, thanking him for his message on the importance of community in the movie "The Muppets."
December 7th, 2011
05:00 AM ET

My Take: An open letter to Kermit the Frog

Editor's note: Danielle Elizabeth Tumminio is an ordained Episcopal Church priest and is author of "God and Harry Potter at Yale: Teaching Faith and Fantasy Fiction in an Ivy League Classroom."

By Danielle Elizabeth Tumminio, Special to CNN

(CNN) – Dear Kermit,

You’re right. It’s not about the building.

In your newest movie, I hear them saying that you guys are irrelevant, washed up.

But I’m an Episcopal priest and for years they told me that I and other Christians were washed up and irrelevant, too.

You see, since beginning my ministry, I, like many other Christians, have been bombarded with facts about church decline. The number of people attending church is decreasing while churchgoers' average age is increasing, and a turbulent economy means that the number of people able to tithe or even to give pocket change to churches is decreasing as well.

All this increases my blood pressure because the fallout is so painful: Parishes lay off clergy they can no longer afford. Two or three or four congregations yoke together under the service of one overextended pastor. Churches close, destined to be converted to condominiums or demolished altogether.

But most anxiety-provoking to me is the belief underlying all these financial woes that church is for “old” people, that the Christian message is no longer relevant in this modern, technological age.

Your story, I realized, is kind of the same. In your new movie, "The Muppets," you meet Gary (played by Jason Segel), his girlfriend Mary (Amy Adams) and his brother Walter when they visit Los Angeles and discover that the Muppet legacy is in jeopardy. You haven’t performed together for years; your studio is in disarray, and the public seems to have forsaken you.

Then the evil tycoon Tex Richman (Chris Cooper) connives to purchase your studios, demolish it and drill for black gold, Texas tea, oil, that is.

When Walter and pals discover this menacing menace, they find your house, and the four of you embark upon a montage to recruit the old Muppet gang to launch a musical spectacular hosted by Jack Black and raise $10 million in a single night to avert Richman’s machinations and buy back Muppet Studios.

But at $9,999,999 or maybe it was $99,999.99 and one minute to midnight, your plan fails. Foiled by your nemesis Richman, you lose the Muppet property. Muppets Studios and the Muppet Theater will be no more, and even though it’s never easy being green, at this moment, Kermit, I bet you felt like you’d rather be florescent fuchsia.

In the words of Tex Richman: maniacal laugh … maniacal laugh.

But the thing is, Kermit, you’re not alone: Many a pastor, many a Christian, knows this storyline all too well. In this era of shrinking resources, full-time pastors become part-time pastors; the rectory needs to be sold. The church closes.

It feels maniacal but without the laughter.

Kermit, I loved your message to us all at the end of the film: It doesn’t matter that you lost your building. It doesn’t matter that you failed to raise the money.

The experience of becoming a community again created a foundation of relationships more stable than any building’s.

And that allows you to live into your calling as Muppets, to work together so you can show your relevance to a new generation by offering them, as you say, the third greatest gift that can be given laughter.

That was more valuable than a studio could ever be.

The Muppets teach us Christians that a building does not a church make.

Financial resources do not a church define.

Instead, a church is constructed upon the relationships between people who undertake a journey to love God and their neighbor together.

It is a community of individuals committed to discerning their greatest gifts and then offering those gifts to meet the world’s great needs. And even if that journey is sometimes short on material rations, the love of our neighbors is always available in abundance, and that is the most nourishing and relevant resource of all.

Thanks for reminding me, Kermit, that it’s the people who matter. Or, as you and your friends like to sing, “Life’s a happy song when there’s someone by your side to sing along.”

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Danielle Elizabeth Tumminio.

- CNN Belief Blog

Filed under: Christianity • Church • Episcopal • Movies

soundoff (301 Responses)
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    June 26, 2012 at 7:23 am |
  2. Jillster

    Gee, you could have included a "spoiler alert" for anyone who hadn't seen the movie yet. Now I guess I'll wait for the DVD. :(

    December 25, 2011 at 5:19 am |
  3. PaganUnicorn

    My goodness, so much hate here from those threatened by religion and who feel it's their um, sacred duty to set people straight.

    Must be nice to know all the answers.

    As a pagan agnostic, I enjoyed this article very much. And the bitter replies to it prove why the core of the Christian message – love and faith everlasting despite the attacks of a cynical world – is so badly needed right now.

    Merry Christmas!

    December 10, 2011 at 7:28 am |
    • Grace

      Thank you so much for such a kind hearted, thoughtful response in the midst of all the nastiness that often happens in the comments section of this blog. Many blessings to you.

      May 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm |
  4. beth S

    thanks for the spoiler

    December 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm |
  5. Sickoftherightwing

    I wonder how long it will take for this guy to realize he wrote a letter to a nonexistant living thing, just like the god he believes in. Prayer = "How to do nothing and still think it helps". So sad that people are so damn gullible still.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:08 am |
  6. justme

    why is the movie rated pg instead of g? what is this world coming to? looks like the end to me.

    December 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm |
    • Ironicus

      It's because all those muppets have someone's hand up their ass. Definitely PG.

      December 8, 2011 at 3:13 pm |
  7. AGuest9

    [Sigh] The Muppets are real. You're religion – ISN'T.

    December 8, 2011 at 10:34 am |
  8. Reality

    The decline continues:

    To wit:

    Recognizing the flaws, follies and frauds in the foundations of Islam, Judaism and Christianity, the "bowers", kneelers" and "pew peasants" are converging these religions into some simple rules of life. No koran, bible, clerics, nuns, monks, imams, evangelicals, ayatollahs, rabbis, professors of religion or priests needed or desired.

    Ditto for houses of "worthless worship" aka mosques, churches, basilicas, cathedrals, temples and synagogues.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    ============================================================================================

    December 8, 2011 at 7:45 am |
  9. David

    Great letter but you do need to put Spoiler Alert in the beginning. It kind of gives away the ending.

    December 8, 2011 at 7:10 am |
    • WJM Knight

      Oh, grow up. It's a G-D muppet movie, not the season finale of Breaking Bad/Mad Men, or whatever B.S. you watch..

      December 8, 2011 at 7:40 am |
  10. Brittiboo

    Aw! That's an amazing letter & a good example of what it really means to believe in God. This woman saw God and the greatest story ever told...IN the muppets movie. God is everywhere. God is everything. And in this day and age sometime's it is hard to see it with all the bad surrounding us.

    December 8, 2011 at 6:58 am |
  11. Ryan

    Wait, wait, wait. They DON'T save the studio?

    PUT SPOILER ALERTS ON THESE THINGS

    December 8, 2011 at 5:57 am |
  12. GodofLunaticsCreation

    Breaking News!!!! Kermit wrote back. He said God doesn't exist.

    December 8, 2011 at 12:42 am |
    • vertexpoint

      silly puppet

      December 8, 2011 at 12:52 am |
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