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December 14th, 2011
02:39 PM ET

Jesus toasters selling briskly

By Steve Walsh, CNN

(CNN)–From telephone poles, to store receipts to a cheesy snack, people have claimed to see the image of Jesus Christ in all sorts of unconventional places.

Others have drawn divine inspiration from what they believe is the face of the Son of God on their morning toast. A miracle? Perhaps. Or maybe it’s just toast.

This holiday season, Galen Dively, a Vermont entrepreneur, is capitalizing on the hunger for Jesus crust.

For $31.95, you don’t have to wait for a miracle to see Jesus on your daily bread. Look no further than the Jesus Toaster.

Dively’s company, Burnt Impressions, also offers toasters that imprint images of the Virgin Mary, peace signs and pot leaves among others.

Dively tells CNN affiliate WCAX right now, he’s selling 50 to 100 Jesus toasters every day.

What do you think? All in good fun? Marketing gone amok? Leave your comments below.

- CNN Belief Blog

Filed under: Belief • Bible • Christianity • Christmas • Faith Now • Food • Holiday Shopping

soundoff (775 Responses)
  1. mightyfudge

    So people are really, really ironic, or really really stupid. Probably a healthy mix of both.

    December 22, 2011 at 11:51 am | Report abuse | Reply
  2. tokencode

    Think Jesus is offended when you crap him out?

    December 21, 2011 at 11:08 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  3. gary

    Jesus toast ... so sad so many are still under the delusion that Jesus exists, that a deity exists ... all ancient myths. Can't we get past the myths?

    December 19, 2011 at 11:00 am | Report abuse | Reply
  4. Getting hold of God

    Holy gag gift, Batman! This is one of things you'd use once or twice, but you'd tell people about it for years. Think about it: do you really want your toast looking back at you while you're eating it? But this article is an opportunity to reflect on all those instances where people find images in natural objects - which raises interesting questions. http://gettingholdofgod.wordpress.com/

    December 18, 2011 at 9:32 am | Report abuse | Reply
  5. rewinn

    I guess I have an atheist toaster. It toast a picture of nothing!

    December 16, 2011 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse | Reply
    • ninure

      I think it was funny that the woman in the video thought the image of Jesus was an image of Bib Laden!!

      December 17, 2011 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
  6. John


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    December 15, 2011 at 7:45 pm | Report abuse | Reply
    • .....

      TRASH ALERT – don't bother viewing this garbage, click the report abuse link to get rid of this stupid TROLL!

      December 16, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Jason

    I would be impressed if Chuck Norris appeared on my toast

    December 15, 2011 at 7:18 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  8. Frank

    Grandma, are your there? got your toaster with your face on it!

    December 15, 2011 at 7:05 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  9. Mike In Texas

    I wish someone would come up with "Jesus Potato Chips" so I'll have an excuse for being fat. "It's not my fault, I just keep eating Jesus". Jesus toast is a harmless and cute idea. Odd, but cute.

    December 15, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  10. Daniel

    This is one of the tackiest things I have seen in a long time.

    December 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm | Report abuse | Reply
    • elizabeth grudzien

      I think it reflects a dry, crisp sort of humor!

      December 16, 2011 at 9:26 am | Report abuse |
  11. SeanNJ

    If they had called this product "Our Daily Bread" I might have bought one.

    December 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  12. Spinner49

    Where in the Bible did Jesus say, "Eat me!?" Oh, wait...I guess it was at the last supper.

    December 15, 2011 at 3:15 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  13. Lucifer's Evil Twin

    jesus toast? hilarious.

    December 15, 2011 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  14. Zakk from Corbelone

    JESUS CHRISP!

    December 15, 2011 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse | Reply
  15. jmac

    Great marketing idea.

    December 15, 2011 at 1:27 pm | Report abuse | Reply
    • Samuel

      If you don't have one of these toasters, you're a socialist who hates America. Police will be by to check your toaster soon.

      December 15, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
  16. A Shrewd Salesman

    A Toaster the only source of comfort to the poor old, lonely ladies of this blog!

    Buy your grandma a toaster for the holidays with her face on it and see her grin like never before!

    December 15, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • P969TV

      Now careful with that toaster gift for these grandmas here, those dentures might fall off and that face might get stiff!

      December 15, 2011 at 4:26 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Matt

    slow newsday, huh?

    this is complete drivel, like the rest of the belief blog. i can't believe CNN recommended this to anyone.

    December 15, 2011 at 10:34 am | Report abuse | Reply
  18. Reality

    Equal opportunity toast: (from a PowerPoint slide)

    THERE NEVER WERE AND NEVER WILL BE ANY ANGELS I.E. NO GABRIEL, NO ISLAM AND THEREFORE NO MORE KORANIC-DRIVEN ACTS OF HORROR AND TERROR LIKE 9/11.

    THERE WERE NEVER ANY BODILY RESURRECTIONS AND THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY BODILY RESURRECTIONS I.E. NO EASTER, NO CHRISTIANITY.

    ABRAHAM AND MOSES PROBABLY NEVER EXISTED
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    December 15, 2011 at 9:23 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • .........

      the best opportunity would be to hit report abuse on all reality bull sh it

      December 15, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • todd in DC

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real, however. All heil in his noodly goodness!

      December 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • dougaussie

      stop shouting we can hear you up here in heaven.

      December 15, 2011 at 4:29 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Muslim Man

    I want a toaster that has imprints of Images of the Prophet Mohamed. I think it would be hilarious to give to my brothers.

    December 15, 2011 at 9:02 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • todd in DC

      WOuldn't they have to kill you then? That seems to be all the rage, given how an awful lot of Muslims reacted when a bunch of cartoons were created.

      December 15, 2011 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Haim Horowitz

    Hey, we deserve equal time. When are the imprints of Rabies, Moses, Dreidels, and Menorahs going to be available.

    December 15, 2011 at 8:52 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Reality

      Haim,

      You might want to rewrite your comments.

      December 15, 2011 at 9:24 am | Report abuse |
    • Dweeb

      Rabies leaves an imprint on toast?

      December 15, 2011 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
    • NG

      Sorry, but apparently your religion isn't popular enough.

      December 15, 2011 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
    • todd in DC

      If you want to name prophets/deities from other religions, you might want to expend the energy to look them up first as you are obviously an uneducated buffoon.

      December 15, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
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