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My Take: What all those Jesus jokes tell us
The authors note that Jesus jokes have become popular just since the 1970s.
November 10th, 2012
10:00 PM ET

My Take: What all those Jesus jokes tell us

Editor’s note: Edward J. Blum is a historian of race and religion at San Diego State University. Paul Harvey is a history professor at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs and runs the blog Religion in AmericanHistory. They co-authored “The Color of Christ: The Son of God and the Saga of Race in America.”

By Edward J. Blum and Paul Harvey, Special to CNN

Did you ever hear the one about Jesus being Mexican? Well, he was bilingual; he was constantly harassed by the government; and his first name was Jesus.

Or, perhaps Jesus was Irish? He loved a good story; he never kept a steady job; and his last request was for a drink.

Or maybe it’s possible that Jesus was Californian? He never cut his hair; he was always walking around barefoot; and he started a new religion.

You may not have heard these Jesus jokes, but you’ve heard others. They represent a comedic trend that has animated the United States since the 1970s. More and more comedy gimmicks hit on Jesus, his ethnicity and his relationship to politics. Laughing with (and at) the Lord is now fodder for major motion pictures, barroom comedy tours, graphic novels, t-shirts and bumper stickers.

How is it that a figure sacred to so many Americans has become the punch line of so many jokes? And why is it acceptable to poke fun at Jesus when other sacred figures are deemed off limits or there is hell to pay for mocking them?

The explanations are as numerous as the laughs.

Immigration shifts from the 1960s changed the ethnic and religious faces of the country so no tradition dominates today. The Christian right made such a moral spectacle of itself that it practically begged to be mocked. The emergence of “spiritual, but not religious” sensibilities left many Americans willing to denounce or laugh about traditional faith. The public rise of agnosticism, atheism, and secularism led to aggressive mockery as a form of persuasion.

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If we pause to consider why we’re laughing, we find that the comic bits delve into some of our thorniest and unresolved problems. The jokes reveal much more about us than they do Jesus. They speak to how our society has changed, how it hasn’t, and what we’re obsessed with.

The first public jokes about Jesus were heard in the 1970s. There had been religious jokes before this, but none about Jesus had become widely popular because organized Christianity held such authority. As the economic recession and problems of urban decay collided with civil rights exhaustion and new immigration, however, some Jesus jokes emerged.

Archie Bunker on “All in the Family” was the white racist and misogynist you loved to hate and hated to love. On one occasion, his son-in-law challenged Bunker’s rampant anti-Semitism with the claim, "Jesus was Jewish." Archie shot back immediately: "Only on his mother's side."

The “All in the Family” spin off “Good Times” featured a black family that lives in an inner-city housing project, probably Chicago's infamous Cabrini Green. On the show's second episode, the oldest son J. J. astounded everyone by painting Jesus as black. The younger son loves it, and says he learned all about Christ’s blackness from the local Nation of Islam.

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As the family debates whether this black Jesus should be hung on the wall in place of their white Jesus, they “miraculously” receive $140 from the Internal Revenue Service. Feeling blessed, the family placed the painting on its living room wall, and the elated J. J. shouted his tagline, "Dyno-mite!”

From the 1980s to the present, the number of prominent Jesus jokes has multiplied like loaves and fishes:

• In “Talladega Nights,” Ricky Bobby and his family debated which Jesus to pray to (“baby Jesus in golden fleece diapers,” “grown-up Jesus,” “ninja Jesus”). Their overall hope is that Jesus will help them continue their extravagant lifestyle.

• “South Park” featured Jesus as a weak-kneed host of a local talk show who boxes the devil.

• “Family Guy” had Jesus perform magic tricks that wowed his ancient audience.

• “The Colbert Report” placed a gun in Christ’s hand and had him defend conservatives against the liberal “War on Easter.”

• “Saturday Night Live” let Jesus chastise Tim Tebow for using the Lord’s name in vain and ended the bit by declaring that the Mormons have it right.

One unforgettable scene in the rather forgettable recent film “21 Jump Street” may explain why Jesus has become such a joke.

Before Jonah Hill’s character returns to high school as an undercover cop, he prays to a small, crucified “Korean Jesus.” Down on his knees, he says: “Hey Korean Jesus, I don’t know if you only cater to Korean Christians or if you even exist, no offense. I’m just really freaked out about going back to high school. It was just so f***ing hard the first time. … I just really don’t want to f*** this up. Sorry for swearing so much. The end? I don’t really know how to end the prayer.”

The hilarity of the moment only makes sense in our time. Hill's character is unchurched and agnostic, but wants spiritual power to guide him. We can laugh at how agnosticism and being “spiritual, but not religious,” leave him uncertain of what to say, how to say it, and even how to end.

We can also laugh at how ethnic factors color his approach. By wondering if Korean Jesus cares only about Korean problems, Hill pokes fun at the issue which was made a media spectacle in 2008, when the Rev. Jeremiah Wright could be heard preaching that “Jesus was a poor black man” as part of his support for Barack Obama. What good is a God who only cares for those who look like him?

The Jesus jokes not only reveal how tangled our religious, racial, economic and political positions have become, but also how many outlets there are for the jokes. In these tense times, when presidential hopefuls point fingers at one another and families unfriend one another over political and cultural differences, laughing may be one way to talk about the problems without killing one another.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Edward J. Blum and Paul Harvey.

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  1. Robert

    Jesus can take an insult, while other religious figures can't.

    November 13, 2012 at 10:17 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • snowboarder

      robert – since we have never seen an actual reaction from any deity regarding insults, i would say that it could only be the followers who get irate.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  2. Myto Senseworth

    It's time to quit with the Jesus jokes. The democrats are more fun to make jokes about.

    November 13, 2012 at 10:15 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Huebert

      I love how bitter you repubs get after you lose an election.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:18 am | Report abuse |
    • Myto Senseworth

      @ Huebert I did not loose an election. I am not a politician...and you are still the joke.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Another stupid git reveals himself. It's "LOSE," you fvcktard.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
    • Huebert

      Now you are just pettifogging.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Myto is so dumb he couldn't even get it right when Huebert handed it to him. What a bloomin' bozo.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Russian Judge

      Russian judge awards Huebert a "10" for use of "pettifogging."

      November 13, 2012 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
    • Damocles

      New from Applebee's.... Bloomin Bozos! Guaranteed to put Outback right out of business!

      November 13, 2012 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Myto Senseworth

      @ tom tom..... I'll give you 8.5 points for the use of the word"fvcktard"

      November 13, 2012 at 10:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      You aren't qualified to award points, Myto.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Ruth

      I am with you!

      November 13, 2012 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  3. PushingBack

    Jesus is as real as Harry Potter. In fact Harry has 7 books written about him so he must be even more real than Jesus.

    November 13, 2012 at 10:13 am | Report abuse | Reply
  4. Myto Senseworth

    27 states???

    November 13, 2012 at 10:13 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Yeah, and each one of them has 50 residents total.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Myto Senseworth

      @ tom tom. You poor child. You havn't learned to count. There are classes you can take to improve such skills.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Those residents DON'T count, Myto. See Electoral College. And you can't spell. See the post above, darlin'.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
  5. Myto Senseworth

    You guys are so easy! The democrats don't like jokes about them......but they are the punch line.

    November 13, 2012 at 10:09 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Where was the punch line, Myto? I must have missed it. Oh, wait, you thought you were funny, didn't you? Well, you are, but not the way you imagine.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:28 am | Report abuse |
    • JamesK

      We like a good joke. Why don't you tell one?

      November 13, 2012 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
  6. Huebert

    One day God was talking to Satin Peter about where he should go on his vacation.
    Peter: Well how about Pluto? It's calm and isolated and it has some of the best skiing in the universe.
    God: I haven't really enjoyed skiing since I had that bad fall on Io. I sprained my ankle and it just never healed right.
    P: Well, what about Mercury? It has Killer beaches.
    G: Very funny, you know I burn. I'd come back to heaven looking like a cooked lobster.
    P: Well there is always earth. It's got beaches and skiing, and if you get tired of that there is always Paris of Vegas.
    G: No way am I ever going back to earth. Last time I was there I slept with this Jewish girl and the people down there STILL haven't stopped talking about it.

    November 13, 2012 at 10:05 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • The Anti-Chad

      Saint, Satin, intresting anagram. Hard to tell one from other in reality.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Huebert

      Dyslexia strikes again.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:16 am | Report abuse |
    • OTOH

      The Anti-Chad
      "Saint, Satin, intresting [sic] anagram"

      Hmmm. "A smooth fabric, as of silk or rayon, woven with a glossy face and a dull back" is related to a "holy" person?

      I guess you could have holey satin?

      November 13, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Myto Senseworth

    What did Jesus say to the Democrat? .......Nothing.... He wouldn't understand anyway.

    November 13, 2012 at 9:40 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Lou

      As opposed to Jesus trying to talk to a Republican, but being ignored?

      November 13, 2012 at 9:45 am | Report abuse |
    • sam stone

      making it a political issue? how hip and edgy

      November 13, 2012 at 9:45 am | Report abuse |
    • JamesK

      It might be a little funny if, you know, Romney had actually won, or even came close to winning. Now, it's just sad.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Huebert

      What did Jesus say to the Christians?

      Nothing, dead guys can't talk.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |
    • PushingBack

      Here's the punchline: 332 electoral votes said Jesus!

      November 13, 2012 at 10:17 am | Report abuse |
  8. Myto Senseworth

    Looks like Washington DC has P*$$3d off the religious right.....or should I say the democrat-socialists have. Now you my come to know what wrath the Christians can serve up. Don't worry about Islam. They are on the list as well.

    November 13, 2012 at 9:35 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • sam stone

      myto: bring your wrath on....

      November 13, 2012 at 9:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Myto Senseworth

      I'm not the Christian..... but you are the problem they are going to solve.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Damocles

      Huh?!

      November 13, 2012 at 9:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Lou

      Looks more like Washington DC has abandoned the religious right. They just aren't influential enough any more to be worth the effort.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Yah, Myto, I'm sure everyone's shaking in their shoes. Weren't the Repubs going to show Obama the door? Big threats? More like big yawn.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:55 am | Report abuse |
    • Damocles

      Oh.... was that a threat?

      Yeah, you have to be more dramatic than that. This is your moment, the stage is yours. Wow us.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:10 am | Report abuse |
    • Myto Senseworth

      @ dam I don't need to WOW anyone. That is the job of a liberal gay movie star. That is what you people like isn't it?

      November 13, 2012 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      So you concede, then, Myto? Give up, do you? Good.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:46 am | Report abuse |
    • sam stone

      Again, myto....they should bring it on

      November 13, 2012 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  9. Comedy

    Jesus loves me, but I make him wear a condom.

    November 13, 2012 at 9:28 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • JellyBean

      I'm so bad for laughing at that.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Bet

      TFF!

      November 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  10. TruthPrevails :-)

    So called Atheists? Looks like the only book poor old Henry has ever read is the good old buybull...a dictionary would give a proper definition of the word Atheist but expecting someone as brain dead as Henry to pick one up is like asking a newborn to comprehend Henry's imaginary friend god-it is not going to happen.

    As for evolution-facts and evidence are frightening and we understand this but at least they are based in reality. Henry needs to locate his cave and go back to it...stop using all the amenities that good Atheists gave him!

    November 13, 2012 at 9:16 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • TruthPrevails :-)

      oops that was meant as a direct reply to Henry but as can be the norm, the reply link failed

      November 13, 2012 at 9:16 am | Report abuse |
  11. clubschadenfreude

    Let's see, why has Jesus Christ, the purported savior of Christianity become the butt of jokes? Oh, imaginary characters do that all of the time. God often appear in jokes, as does St. Peter. When something is shown without question to be no more important than a child's imaginary friend, it's open for anything. That's the problem with JC. We get hisi followers insisting that JC wants this and says that, and all of them disagree with the next. Add to that the utter failure of ever single prediction of his return and it does get pretty darn funny that adults believe in such nonsense.

    November 13, 2012 at 9:01 am | Report abuse | Reply
  12. akmed

    Yes, we all floss before bed. I wouldn't say I like doing it, it's not exactly a fun thing, but we always do it and we teach our kids to always do it because it's good for our teeth. My kids know that before they leave the bathroom after brushing teeth, they better have flossed, or they will be sent right back until they do. Just don't allow any acceptions, if you say "well, I'm really tired, so maybe this once I wont", you will end up thinking that every night.

    November 13, 2012 at 8:54 am | Report abuse | Reply
  13. Henry

    I've got to admit that many so-called atheists, are not atheists at all, but they are the dumbed-down end result of the teaching of evolution in Public Schools or temples of disinformation.

    Consequently, Americans have degenerated into a bunch of politically correct idiots, having not a shred of common sense whatsoever. Americans can’t have the power, and the wisdom of God since they kicked Him out sixty years ago, they can only have the same simple mindlessness of the Amoeba, which consists of a mass of protoplasm resembling its contemporary offsprings, the American people.

    The whole world knows that America is a country made up mostly of idiots, beginning with the idiots at the bottom, and going up, up, and up, to the very top.
    There are idiots everywhere, from the idiots attending mega-churches of doom to the idiots teaching in schools colleges and universities, to the idiots of the mainstream news media, to the political idiot in Washington DC.

    America went from the home of the free and the brave, to the home of the enslaved dumbed-down idiots lacking the common sense that God gave geese.

    November 13, 2012 at 8:42 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • snowboarder

      thankfully we have you to show us the way henry.

      what an idiot.

      November 13, 2012 at 8:57 am | Report abuse |
    • 0G-No gods, ghosts, goblins or ghouls

      And your proof for your, or any, god is?

      November 13, 2012 at 8:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Evelyn

      Henry that has got to be the stupidest post ever, so you just prove you're an idiot so you might want to stop hanging out with the geese. ;-)

      November 13, 2012 at 8:59 am | Report abuse |
    • clubschadenfreude

      Wow, a Christain who is sure that atheists aren't "really" atheists. Hilarious, Henry. I am impressed, with such supposed psychic powers, you should go on the road. Need a manager? Or of course, you probably have no psychic powers and are just lying, trying to make yourself feel better.

      I do love your attack on evolutionary theory too. Alas, Henry, you are a hypocrite since you depend on the science that shows evolutionary theory is the best answer to the evidence. However, if you don't want to dare touch such stuff, I do advise you to stop using modern medicine, eating modern foods, drivign your car, using your computer, etc. But I know you are too much of a coward and hypocrite to actually do what you claim to believe. It's also a great thing to see you even dissing your fellow Christians. It's always wonderful to see yet another "OneTrueChristian" who has no more evidence that his narrow ignorant views are any more correct than the next bible thumper.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:07 am | Report abuse |
    • == o ==

      You didn't get the email that Leave it to Beaver was just a TV show?

      November 13, 2012 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
    • Damocles

      Oooooo mega-churches of doom!! *shiver*

      November 13, 2012 at 9:49 am | Report abuse |
    • Madtown

      teaching of evolution in Public Schools or temples of disinformation.
      -------
      LOL!!! Such good comedy. Yes of course, we wouldn't want our schools to teach our kids anything factual, now would we?

      November 13, 2012 at 10:03 am | Report abuse |
    • Milton Platt

      Henry seems to have some personal issues

      November 13, 2012 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  14. Liam

    Want to hear the funniest joke? Atheists on a belief blog.

    November 13, 2012 at 8:41 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • clubschadenfreude

      Aw, Liam. You have to try that old saw that atheists shouldn't ever ever talk about religion. Poor thing. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Atheists don't have to talk about religion but many of us do since we see the harm religion causes. We have parents killing their children thanks to religion. We have wars thanks to religion. We have people in this country who are sure that those "other" Christians aren't "real" Christians and who want to take their rights away from them. We see the hypocrisy of the religious and we call out your lies and nonsense. I've waited for years for the religious to show me the evidence that their claims are true. And here we are 20+ years since I ceased being a Presbyterian and there is still no evidence that your any other religion is true. No second coming that is predicted like clockwork and fails. No miracles that happen, nothing at all.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:11 am | Report abuse |
    • Lou

      The bigger joke is that people question why atheists are on a belief blog. We believe that you're all mistaken. What's so hard to understand about that?

      November 13, 2012 at 10:00 am | Report abuse |
    • Liam

      What's funny is that you are so infatuated with something you don't believe in.

      November 13, 2012 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Milton Platt

      Critical thinking, please....this is a belief blog, not just a religious belief blog, right? Athiesm is a belief, if you will, it just isn't a religion

      November 13, 2012 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
    • fintastic

      Correction,.... atheism is a LACK OF BELIEF.......

      November 13, 2012 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  15. Reality

    "Yo Mohammed so stupid, I told him to makeup his mind and he put lipstick on his forehead.

    Yo Mohammed so ugly cartoonists are afraid to draw him."

    In Urdu, the official language of Pakistan:

    "یو اتنے بیوکوف محمد، میں اسے اس کے ذہن اور دل و دماغ کی بناوٹ میں بتایا اور انہوں نے اس کے ماتھی پر لپسٹک ڈال.

    اے محمد تو بدسورت cartoonists اس کو اپنی طرف متوجہ کرنے سے ڈرتے ہیں. "

    In Arabic:

    "يو محمد الغباء، وقلت له لماكياج رأيه وانه وضع أحمر الشفاه على جبهته.

    يو محمد قبيحة حتى رسامي الكاريكاتير يخافون من يوجه له ".

    November 13, 2012 at 8:23 am | Report abuse | Reply
  16. End Religion

    Dreamer's faux poetic wisdom reminds me of Eddie Murphy's Tyrone Green...

    November 13, 2012 at 8:06 am | Report abuse | Reply
  17. The only true way to follow Jesus is with a real KING!

    November 13, 2012 at 7:59 am | Report abuse | Reply
  18. Mushraq bashir

    Lets face it Christianity is a cult and a few are enjoying, and Islam nowadays is worst religion.

    November 13, 2012 at 7:18 am | Report abuse | Reply
  19. Al

    You better watch out,
    You better not cry.
    You better not pout,
    I'm telling you why.
    Jesus Christ is coming to town.

    November 13, 2012 at 6:59 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Mirosal

      End of the world, the bomb has come
      Let Earth receive her doom
      let ewvery single reprobate
      disintegrate evaporate
      and building crumble too, all over me and you
      all over, all over your fat mama too :)

      November 13, 2012 at 7:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Damocles

      Brother will kill brother
      Spilling blood across the land
      Killing for religion
      Is something I don't understand

      Fools like me that cross the sea
      And come to foreign lands
      Ask the sheep for their beliefs
      Do you kill on god's command?

      November 13, 2012 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
  20. Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things

    Prayer changes things .

    November 13, 2012 at 6:27 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Mirosal

      Jesus may be the joke, but you are the punchline.

      November 13, 2012 at 6:31 am | Report abuse |
    • God's Oldest Dreamer

      Where lays a person's consciousness in times when one reflects upon abnormal societal relations creating a personal subdiffusion within another's reflective ism? Are such people rendered being inadequate by others who themselves are awkwardly ingenuous? Does there lay a pyramidal conflagration each and every time a person of goodly conscience surfaces from the social abyss to render their opinionated differences? Who among us is made duly formulated as being soundly different from otherly pottaged folds?

      A scattering is upon us in these trying days and Age. Leave your wantings behind and never take wind of one's longings for the weightiness of one's longings will smite even the most influential. Carry away nothing and leave. Head to the places inside one's being and do not keep ajar your door for many will want to enter in and should not. Your loving this Life is for the world to have and you should not heed the rumors from others as to just what is truly right. It is therefore best for mankind to simmer in their juvenile pottages never rationalizingly 'assaying' one's diffuse detriments, the very smallest of life's grains. As smitten breeds, our splendors reveal one's characters to be traitorous to one's analogous fold. Where then does Life end and living begin?

      Who before this day's Age is found worthy of Goodly praises? Who after us will find peace set before them? Who in today;s timeline is this "son of man" that many should fear him for his worthiness stance? Who above can see the below? Who that is below can see what be above? From the very smallest crevice to the most high chasms, the Sea of Nothingness is the Holy Spirit. May the elemental Gods find favor in this found son of man that he may not be afflicted with this world's power but rather he should carry upon him the angst from his manhood till his natural death.

      What I spiritually believe in is that the Families of God including God Himself lives upon the very first created Cosmos which is the inner Cosmos. Our being but upon this celestial cosmos is due our being cast out of the Inner Cosmos for many reasons. Some were cast out of this Inner Cosmos for faultering and some for continuing to do the Lord's Will here upon this celestial realm of gigantic life forms whereupon their insides are living many families of God's members. We live upon this realm doing what we want while many of us unify ourselves in the communal. My way is not your way and yet when we cross paths we receive each other and walk on.Therefore, walk placidly amid the noise and waste ever being mindful of the peace one finds in finding peace there about.

      Is God to be made a mockery by those who tend to instill anti-leveraged pragmatisms? Are we to believe in the godless and the ungodly who care little about the piecemeal subjectives' ordinates?

      Jesus, was the very first of many immeasurable 'elemental beings' and was in the Beginning an elemental king of all the elemental Gods. Jesus, in His cunning, did thru Chaos' manueverings, established the gravimetrical waves for the elementals to gather in broods thusly was formed the beginnings of celestial nebulas.

      As time did force the nebulas to progressively surround the gravimetric oscillations where from did come about galactic formations of the elementals' soundness. As systems of photonic elementals, the infinitesimal finite elemental Gods did shower the solarized systems with their embodied beings. And in the Now, we are but made from the photonic elementals' stillnesses, the stardusts of the Ages.

      My "Physicist" knows very well the quantum physicalities of natured atomic stimulations. I call this "Physicist" God. He has strewn His Sea of Nothingness with 'photogenitisms' or the stillness of the photons creating all manner of the first materials needed to become thru timeliness all the elementals' members of our declared Periodic Table of Materialized Photogenitis.
      Sciences are but the dreams dreamt and are atheists' treasure troves of good books they hardly ever do read, for many atheists aren't too bright yet they stand by these scientists without one iota of deniability to question science books that even the commoner seldom reads nor truly understands. Who among us knows about the 'Self-Similar Cosmological Paradigm'? Who among us truly understands that energy equals mass times light squared and its' true potential? What is the point in adoring scientific reasoning when one's IQ level can be counted on ten fingers?

      I feel a compelling want to tell you about some verses in Gospel scripture. Is it not written to above all things to seek firstly the "Kingdom of God". This said, have you ascribed to doing so? Where does one look to or towards in order to find that which we are told to seek as scripture does declare one to do?

      Mathew 6:33 "But seek ye first the kingdom of God."

      I've searched the Gospel writings and have found a single verse telling all who have found it as to the true and literal location of God's Kingdomly Domains!

      Luk 17:21 "The kingdom of God is inside you."

      I take Luke 17:21 quite literally and so should all who believe in One God and His One Son of perhaps oodles upon oodles of otherly Sons and Daughters too numerous to really expound upon! Christ is special because he was born to take upon his being the sins of those who were and then were also and of times yet to come! God's Kingdoms being inside us and within our ownliness bodies can also be associated with another verse of scripture ,,,,
      ,
      1Corinthians 3:9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, [ye are] God's building.
      The just above verse does tell much more than just glimpsing over it could proclude! Our being labourers with God may well seem to give us all an equal footing with God and his aspirations for our betterment's sakes! His being our husbandry may well regard God as having a firm footing in our conceptions of childbirthing beyond mere genetic understandings!
      But in the aboveness verse, the very understanding that we or our bodies are God's buildings may well inspire one to disavow such a claim due one's foresightedness sakes and lacking of rationalisms' of credible resources. Yet, as I see things, we, our bodies are not only God established and God created buildings for the benefits of the Godly who reside inside of us, but are for our benefits for learning and understanding the precepts of "Fractal Cosmologies"!

      We have seen that which our bodies are made up of and they are of cellularized structures not "unlike" nebula structures in outer space places! These celestial nebula structures are yet a work-in-progress and our body-like buildings are a progress in the works!

      These words are revelations of my Faith as to my Godly understandings regarding the Kingdom Domains of God, His Sons and His Daughters and all forms and mannerisms of Life-ever-lasting principles and principalities of many progressives!

      November 13, 2012 at 6:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Mirosal

      You posted this on the previous page. Do you have any ORIGINAL thoughts, or are you actually happy being a parrot spouting things you were taught (read: brainwashed) as a child. Stop being a child, and grow up. Learn to think for yourself. You'll find life much better without the restrctions placed on you by religious folk who have ZERO authority over anybody in this country.

      November 13, 2012 at 6:57 am | Report abuse |
    • hal 9001

      I'm sorry, "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things", but your assertions regarding atheism and prayer are unfounded. Using my Idiomatic Expression Equivalency module (IEE), the expression that best matches the degree to which your assertions may represent truths is: "TOTAL FAIL".

      I see that you repeat these unfounded statements with high frequency. Perhaps the following book can help you:

      I'm Told I Have Dementia: What You Can Do... Who You Can Turn to...
      by the Alzheimer's Disease Society

      November 13, 2012 at 7:27 am | Report abuse |
    • TrollAlert

      "Ronald Regonzo" who degenerates to:
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      "pervert alert" is a degenerate.

      This troll is not a christian. .

      November 13, 2012 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
    • Jesus

      Prayer does not; you are such a LIAR. You have NO proof it changes anything! A great example of prayer proven not to work is the Christians in jail because prayer didn't work and their children died. For example: Susan Grady, who relied on prayer to heal her son. Nine-year-old Aaron Grady died and Susan Grady was arrested.

      An article in the Journal of Pediatrics examined the deaths of 172 children from families who relied upon faith healing from 1975 to 1995. They concluded that four out of five ill children, who died under the care of faith healers or being left to prayer only, would most likely have survived if they had received medical care.

      The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs.`.`

      November 13, 2012 at 8:24 am | Report abuse |
    • snowboarder

      dreamer – why do you think anyone would want to read all that jibberish?

      November 13, 2012 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
    • Kate

      I'm not an Atheist or a Christian, and I'm not raising my daughter with religion. I think traditional religious belief is brainwashing, and I won't do it to my child. If, once she's old enough to use logic and reason, she wants to become involved in some religious group ... I will have no problem with it. I've heard way too many children, parroting biblical information they clearly don't even understand. In this time, before she is sophisticated eough to deal with religious pressure, my husband and I are instead teaching her morality, ethics, and compassion for others. We're teaching her to be inclusive, not exclusive. These are NOT qualities I see being taught to her more religious friends.

      As for the Jesus jokes, I agree with the author. As the religious right or 'fundies' try harder and harder to push their religious beliefs onto people who are no longer interested, it's natural for people to push back. Nobody wants to be forced into anything...be it religion or political idealogy fostered by religious zealots.

      November 13, 2012 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
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