By Ben Wedeman,CNN
(CNN) - Thousands of supporters of various Egyptian Salafi groups gathered in Cairo's Tahrir Square on Friday calling for the immediate implementation of Islamic law.
Before midday prayers, speakers called on the government of President Mohamed Morsy to move quickly to implement Sharia. Morsy won the office as the candidate for the Muslim Brotherhood-affiliated Freedom and Justice Party.
About 10,000 demonstrators advocating for Sharia filled the square, chanting in unison, "The people want God's law applied."
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The funny thing is, this photo was taken outside a soccer game in Februarty. 79 people died in the rioting. Some blame the Muslim Brotherhood.
Clearly, these..men are chanting "we are number one, we are number one" and holding up their index, fingers, to show their support to their football, team. Go team.
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Seems like the exact reason we created Cluster Munitions
Next time they gather we should spread their intestines over the entire region as a message to those who want to force their imaginary rulers down our throats.
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Words should be met with other words, not violence.
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My Mom was in 250 Broadway (Mayors Office across from Cith Hall) Like 300 yards from WTC #7 on 9-11
Walked away fine by pure luck
Talk is meaningless.
If you are going to kill the terrorists, don't forget to bring a towel!
What does violent terrorism have to do with this? These men are making a verbal demand. Verbal demands should be responded to verbally.
Not familiar with the particular sub cult are you?
They are the driving force behind both 9-11 AND the Marine Barracks bombing in the early 80's
My stance remains
Cut off foreign aids and see how long they would keep up the growls ;-)
Keep the domestic AIDS though.
The photo for article makes me laugh, a bunch of Ignorant dipsh•Ts who have dedicated their lives to fairy tales. Its laughable. Same goes for all religious types, your faith in a god or prophets is a fvcking joke. As humans progress we will one day look back and laugh (or cry) at how inanely stupid religion and its followers are. What a fvcking joke (plauge) on mankind.
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You have done this operation on yourself first presume?
Satan, castrating your kids is an easy procedure. If you are squeamish about it, have a veterinarian or a goatkeeper friend do it for you. If you want to observe before trying it yourself, volunteer to hold the goat for the procedure. All of the methods require a helper to hold the goat. :)
Rad. Do you eat your kids balls after said castration? Raw or cooked?
Satan, I am saddened that you are not taking this seriously. :(
And we call for an end to all aid to Egypt.
All aid that doesn't directly benefit us should be halted. 16 trillion debt and we're still acting like a massive charity.
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I think it's just great, how, so many of the women come out, to protest, along side the men. I like that.
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You like thing's to be to their natural state, or matter to be confined to it's spirit, way of Salahfist, purist to have Skinah, peace, Islam of heart in following of truth absolute GOD. way of human, not of hindu atheist, filthy self centered, some hindu's, criminals like to impose on humanity to satisfy their hindu filthy desire.
What do you have against butter sir? The butter is to the soul as all the goodly shortenings are in this or any time space of which we must, if consciencess resides in the inner space, enjoy the simple godly pleasures.
Be a Salahfi, follower of truth absolute in life to have Skinah, peace, Islam of heart, way of founding fathers of America and rock of American consti tution. truth absolute GOD. visit truthisthelimit.com to learn hinduism, denial of truth absolute by pot head hindu sanatans. filthy goons man god's of hinduism, racism.
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But if the Spirit of Him who raised Jesus from the dead dwells in you, He who raised Christ from the dead will also give life to your mortal bodies through His Spirit who dwells in you.
.........2 Corinthians 3:6
who also made us sufficient as ministers of the new covenant, not of the letter but of the Spirit; for the letter kills, but the Spirit gives life.
there is no other covenant but covenant of Abraham and truth absolute GOD, rest of it is hinduism, criminality of hindu's pagans, promoter of hindu Mithra ism, filthy savior ism, labeled as Christianity. handy work of pot head hindu sanatan, filthy goon Paul, a hindu denier of truth absolute HIM, pretending to be follower of son of blessed Mary to hind, fool humanity.
Arab Spring my ass. I bet most normal Egyptians are kicking themselves now. Mubarak may have embezzled billions, but he created a very liberal and secular (for that part of the world at least) society with a strong economy from the tourist trade. Now Egypt is at a crossroads, and it is very possible that it will go down the fundamentalist Islamic state path.
All religions are backward in nature, but islam takes the cake for backward regressive movements.
I have spent time in a few islamic countries, and they are backward cesspools. When you meet people individually, they seem normal and some are very graceous.
But the type of government they espouse is nothing short of total repression/regression and is not compatable with a modern civil society.
Religion is the worst scurge ever visited upon the human race.
Islam didn't have the benefit of a Reformation and the whole North Africa, Middle East area never really had an Age of Enlightenment. If Christianity and the West didn't have these things, we'd be in the same boat. When you look at the laws, Christianity and Islam are virtually identical.
Great!!! Let's pass laws that take away all personal freedom and control everyone's lives (especially women's lives) from the cradle to the grave. The combination of desert heat and religious indoctrination turns these people into walking, talking, living, breathing morons.
Islam Changes things... For the Worse!
And thanx to Obama American Tax payers helped fund their move to a more radical form of Islam! What will glorious leader do n the next 4 years??
You posted this joke on the wrong thread, it belongs on "My Take: What all those Jesus jokes tell us."
And you bozos would have had us "setting free" the Syrians so they could become more radical too...
Oh stop whining,.....
The POTUS isn't running to Syria's rescue...warmongering is a Romney thang...and he lost, so...suck it up and quityerbichen.
"Only a doofus would walk with a buffoon and talk about dumb futzes", says a klutz in foolery.
Actually, it sounds like about 10,000 people want sharia law. I wonder how the rest of the 82,000,000 people who live in Egypt feel about it?
Only for our sister and brother Muslims:
From the studies of Armstrong, Rushdie, Hirsi Ali, Richardson and Bayhaqi----–
The Five Steps To Deprogram 1400 Years of Islamic Myths:
( –The Steps take less than two minutes to finish- simply amazing, two minutes to bring peace and rationality to over one billion lost souls- Priceless!!!)
Are you ready?
Using "The 77 Branches of Islamic "faith" a collection compiled by Imam Bayhaqi as a starting point. In it, he explains the essential virtues that reflect true "faith" (iman) through related Qur’anic verses and Prophetic sayings." i.e. a nice summary of the Koran and Islamic beliefs.
The First Five of the 77 Branches:
"1. Belief in Allah"
aka as God, Yahweh, Zeus, Jehovah, Mother Nature, etc. should be added to your self-cleansing neurons.
"2. To believe that everything other than Allah was non-existent. Thereafter, Allah Most High created these things and subsequently they came into existence."
Evolution and the Big Bang or the "Gi-b G-nab" (when the universe starts to recycle) are more plausible and the "akas" for Allah should be included if you continue to be a "crea-tionist".
"3. To believe in the existence of angels."
A major item for neuron cleansing. Angels/de-vils are the mythical creations of ancient civilizations, e.g. Hitt-ites, to explain/define natural events, contacts with their gods, big birds, sudden winds, protectors during the dark nights, etc. No "pretty/ug-ly wingy thingies" ever visited or talked to Mohammed, Jesus, Mary or Joseph or Joe Smith. Today we would classify angels as f–airies and "tin–ker be-lls". Modern de-vils are classified as the de-mons of the de-mented.
"4. To believe that all the heavenly books that were sent to the different prophets are true. However, apart from the Quran, all other books are not valid anymore."
Another major item to delete. There are no books written in the spirit state of Heaven (if there is one) just as there are no angels to write/publish/distribute them. The Koran, OT, NT etc. are simply books written by humans for humans.
Prophets were invented by ancient scribes typically to keep the un-educated masses in line. Today we call them for-tune tellers.
Prophecies are also invali-dated by the natural/God/Allah gifts of Free Will and Future.
"5. To believe that all the prophets are true. However, we are commanded to follow the Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings
be upon him) alone."
Mohammed spent thirty days "fasting" (the Ramadan legend) in a hot cave before his first contact with Allah aka God etc. via a "pretty wingy thingy". Common sense demands a neuron deletion of #5. #5 is also the major source of Islamic vi-olence i.e. turning Mohammed's "fast, hunger-driven" hallu-cinations into horrible reality for unbelievers.
Walk these Five Steps and we guarantee a complete recovery from your Islamic ways!!!!
Unfortunately, there are not many Muslim commentators/readers on this blog so the "two-minute" cure is not getting to those who need it. If you have a Muslim friend, send him a copy and help save the world.
Analogous steps are available at your request for deprogramming the myths of Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism and Paganism..
فقط للالشقيقة والمسلمين أخي
From Google Translate:
من دراسات ارمسترونغ، رشدي، علي هيرسي، والبيهقي ريتشاردسون ----–
الخطوات الخمس لأبطل تأثير الخرافات من 1400 سنة الإسلامي:
(-اتخاذ خطوات أقل من دقيقتين إلى دقيقة، والانتهاء ببساطة مذهلة-سنتين إلى إحلال السلام والعقلانية لأكثر من مليار نسمة، فقد لا تقدر بثمن!)
هل أنت مستعد؟
استخدام "الفروع الإسلامية 77 من" الإيمان "مجموعة الإمام البيهقي جمعتها كنقطة انطلاق. في ذلك، وهو ما يفسر الفضائل الأساسية التي تعكس صحيح" الإيمان "(إيمان) من خلال الآيات القرآنية وأحاديث نبوية ذات الصلة." أي ملخصا لطيفة من المعتقدات الإسلامية والقرآن الكريم.
والخمسة الأولى من الفروع 77:
"1، والإيمان بالله"
وينبغي أن يضاف الملقب كما الله، الرب، زيوس، الرب، الطبيعة الأم، وما إلى ذلك لالخلايا العصبية الذاتية التطهير الخاص.
"2. وإذا ما تصورنا أن كل شيء غير الله كان غير موجود. بعد ذلك، خلق الله العلي هذه الأمور لاحقا وجاء إلى حيز الوجود."
التطور والانفجار الكبير أو "غي ب G-NAB" (عندما يبدأ الكون لإعادة تدوير) هي أكثر قبولا وينبغي إدراج "المندرجة" في سبيل الله إذا كنت لا تزال تشكل "CREA-tionist".
"3. إلى الاعتقاد في وجود الملائكة".
A بندا رئيسيا لتطهير الخلايا العصبية. الملائكة / دي vils-الإبداعات الأسطورية هي من الحضارات القديمة، على سبيل المثال Hitt خائبي، لشرح / تحديد الأحداث الطبيعية، والاتصالات مع آلهتهم، والطيور الكبيرة، والرياح المفاجئة، وحماة في ليالي الظلام، وما إلى ذلك لا "جميلة / UG-لاي ثينجيس افسح المجال ل" أو بزيارة أي وقت مضى تحدث إلى محمد، يسوع، مريم أو جوزيف سميث أو جو. اليوم سوف نصنف الملائكة كما airies-F و "كير القصدير يكون LLS-". وتصنف الحديثة دي vils كما دي مونس هيئة اجتثاث mented.
"4. إذا ما تصورنا أن جميع الكتب السماوية التي تم إرسالها إلى الأنبياء مختلفة صحيحا، ولكن بصرف النظر عن القرآن الكريم، كل الكتب الأخرى غير صالحة بعد الآن."
آخر بندا رئيسيا في حذفها. لا توجد كتب في ولاية روح السماء (إن وجد) كما لا توجد الملائكة لكتابة / نشر / توزيعها. القرآن، OT، NT وما هي ببساطة كتب من قبل البشر للبشر.
اخترعت من قبل الأنبياء الكتبة القديمة عادة للحفاظ على الجماهير من الامم المتحدة والمتعلمين في الصف. اليوم ونحن ندعو لهم مقابل لحن فرز الأصوات.
كما نبوءات invali مؤرخة من قبل الهدايا الطبيعية / الله / الله من الإرادة الحرة والمستقبل.
"5. لنعتقد أن جميع الأنبياء صحيحة، ولكن ونحن أمرنا اتباع النبي محمد (عليه الصلاة والسلام
صلى الله عليه وسلم) وحده. "
قضى محمد ثلاثين يوما "الصيام" (أسطورة رمضان) في كهف الساخن قبل لقاءه الأول مع الله ويعرف أيضا باسم الله وما إلى ذلك من خلال "افسح المجال ل ثينغي جميلة". الحس السليم يتطلب حذف الخلايا العصبية من رقم 5. # 5 هو أيضا المصدر الرئيسي للالاسلامي VI-olence أي تحول محمد "سريع والجوع يحركها" hallu-cinations إلى واقع فظيع لغير المؤمنين.
المشي هذه الخطوات الخمس ونحن نضمن انتعاش الكامل من طرقك الإسلامية!!
للأسف، لا توجد العديد من المعلقين مسلم / القراء على هذا بلوق لذلك "لمدة دقيقتين" هو عدم الحصول على علاج لأولئك الذين في حاجة إليها. إذا كان لديك صديق مسلم، وإرسال نسخة منه وتساعد في إنقاذ العالم.
خطوات مماثلة متوفرة في طلبك للحصول على deprogramming الأساطير المسيحية واليهودية والبوذية والهندوسية والوثنية ..
Repeated BS of a hindu, ignorant of hindu, darkened ages.
Prayer changes things
I'm sorry, "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things", but your assertions regarding atheism and prayer are unfounded. Using my Idiomatic Expression Equivalency module (IEE), the expression that best matches the degree to which your assertions may represent truths is: "TOTAL FAIL".
I see that you repeat these unfounded statements with high frequency. Perhaps the following book can help you:
I'm Told I Have Dementia: What You Can Do... Who You Can Turn to...
"Ronald Regonzo" who degenerates to:
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"truth be told" degenerates to:
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"another repentant sinner" degenerates to:
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"Atheist Hunter" degenerates to:
"Anybody know how to read? " degenerates to:
"just sayin" degenerates to:
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"Kindness" degenerates to:
"Chad" degenerates to
"Bob" degenerates to
"nope" degenerates to:
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"WOW" degenerates to:
"fred" degenerates to:
"!" degenerates to:
"pervert alert" is the degenerate.
This troll is not a christian.
Prayer does not; you are such a LIAR. You have NO proof it changes anything! A great example of prayer proven not to work is the Christians in jail because prayer didn't work and their children died. For example: Susan Grady, who relied on prayer to heal her son. Nine-year-old Aaron Grady died and Susan Grady was arrested.
An article in the Journal of Pediatrics examined the deaths of 172 children from families who relied upon faith healing from 1975 to 1995. They concluded that four out of five ill children, who died under the care of faith healers or being left to prayer only, would most likely have survived if they had received medical care.
The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs.
@TrollAlert – Guess you made me props for being a defender in Jesus. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW is a degenerate and not a christian but a troll.
@TrollAlert: Sounds like hate speech from you :-)
See pics of me praying hard at saladandchips.com
If you haven’t already, you should learn how to make butter. It’s so simple that I believe everyone needs to do it at least once.
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