By the CNN Wire Staff
Rome (CNN) - Pope Benedict XVI appointed six new cardinals in a special ceremony at St. Peter's Basilica on Saturday, all of them from countries outside Europe.
One of those elevated to the College of Cardinals was American Archbishop James M. Harvey, who currently serves as prefect of the papal household, according to Vatican Radio.
The others were Bechara Boutros Rai, a Maronite patriarch from Lebanon; Baselios Cleemis Thottunkal, an Indian archbishop and head of the Syro-Malankara Church; Archbishop John Olorunfemi Onaiyekan of Abuja, Nigeria; Archbishop Ruben Salazar Gomez of Bogota, Colombia; and Archbishop Luis Antonio Tagle of Manila, Philippines.
During the ceremony each received the traditional red hat, or "biretta," gold ring and a document with the name of the cardinal's titular church in Rome.
Sorry to have singled out Colin before reading the rest. I hadn't realized this was the meeting spot for the entire Rec.tile Society tonight.
Sorry to single out Colin. It looks like the entire rectal society joined in this evening.
Colin, are you a professional a$$ or just a highly competent amateur?
Where does your PhD come from ?
This dude actually thinks a peasant from the Galilee actually went to India, or some such crap.
Dr. D. Johnson, word Buddha means , the old wise man, he had nothing of his own ism, but Buddha, illegality of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Dari Satan stole it from 40 thieves of Baghdad, happen to be settled in Saudi Arabia with their defeated masters Allahdeen, rest of it, he borrowed from lambism, absurdity of pro fat mo hammad, denial of truth absolute GAWD, and preached every one to be a muslman gentile, filthy slave of Kings and their arab criminal priest. Loved by King's and Buddhism, ignorance ism was forced on humanity with sword. Son of blessed Aisha was for human equality, unlike Buddha, the unwise one, a Mohammad out law by nature and preacher of nothing else, but his wahabism, absurdity of Islambism, slavery. did I make my self clear Dr, Dumb?
In the Gospel of Truth, it states, "Jesus found the scribes to be ignorant and foul smelling..."
These men were his employees and Jesus showed a discernible dislike for them. Perhaps out of jealousy that they were educated where he was not.
The text goes on to say, "...and Jesus thought not of the female form, and from heaven came to remove ignorance"
Again giving weight to the common thinking that Jesus was a homosexual
The more you know.....*
Dr. D. Johnson, Sir, help me, I see flying carpets, and I believe Thin Allah was a cross dresser, goon, my mother said, she dropped me on my head, can you save me?
The Gnostic Gospel of Thomas says that Jesus talked to the disciples about turning May Magdalene into a man, so she would be worthy of entry to the group. Sounds mighty fishy.
In my research I have found that Mary Magdalene was in fact both consort and wife. A consort was simply a companion. If you read the scriptures, you will find that in the late BE and early CE, it was actually possible to both be married and single simultaneously.
How you ask?
You must refer to the Gnostic versus attributed to Phillip who said, "Be it spouse or alone, we are only that which our threshold allows on the Sabbath."
Loosely translated it means a woman can be beholden to a man one day, and quite free the next. This makes polygamy possible without breaking God's law against Adultery.
There is much that does not get told in popular biblical academia.
For example, Jesus tells us that his father and mother "have not spaketh a single word in two years plus three. This sounds like a man scorned to me.
How can we prove marital troubles in the home of Jesus? Reading from Mary (Magdalene), she says, "when Joseph's gaze met mine I felt a burning deep within...." She goes on to discuss Jesus' jealousy and rage.
Is it possible Joseph never forgave Mother Mary for her affair, and Joseph and Jesus were competing for Mary Magdalene’s affection?
It sounds to me, from a psychological point of view, as if some of them suffered from a Messiah Complex, a Madonna Complex, and, quite possibly, an Oedipal Complex as well.
Your thoughts, Dr. Johnson?
Did you know that in the Gospel of Thomas, it is written that Jesus relied heavily on Thomas saying, "...it is a weary day dream that Thomas earns great victory in quenching the thirst of my people."
It was incorrectly translated from the Coptic to mean that "Thomas the Contender" was a champion for Jesus, when in fact; Jesus was referring to Thomas' ability to mix wine-based cocktails! We often joke that he should have been called, "Thomas the Bartender".
Thomas was a mixmeister?
Was that how Bartholomew (Bartles) and James got started?
Wow, NBC. We think a *lot* alike!
strike my post, I need to rewrite, goons
Yes please re-write. We are all on pins and needles.
Apple, I can see what you meant by some wailing and gnashing of teeth...not by me, of course; I think it's...er...inspired.
Yup, like clock work.
The Vatican has been around longer then 1200 years and never stop the Transatlantic. Slaves too the west it shows the Vatican is a fraud.they turn the other way for money rum and guns.you religion European are no better then the KKK. Wearing hat with robes almost like the grand dragons of the western new world.
I have spent a great deal of my professional life in the study of the Gnostic Gospels. As it turns out, the majority of “prophets” contributing to these scriptures was quite illiterate and most likely drew pictures to explain their wisdom.
Needless to say, transcribing pictographs to verse was a tough task for the monks in those early centuries.
Moreover, Jesus was the worst of the lot. This poor man could not even draw stick figures in the sand and apparently could not be trusted with anything sharp enough to draw with. As the story goes, Jesus would have to play a primitive form of "charades" while his scribes tried to guess his meaning.
Most scholars agree that this is why these books were omitted from the Holy Bible.
wasted a great deal of life, goon
and a picture is worth a thousand words, it is true now and it was true then, stupidity of an atheist goon, stupid
Sir, you are suffering from bad incident of falling on your head on street time of your birth, cause of mental sickness described as hinduism, mental dyslexia , please have your head checked for your hindu Judaism, filthy atheism, self center ism, before spewing your hinduism, imagination about people, you have no knowledge of. A very friendly advice, Dr. BS
The evidence would suggest that Judas, Mary, Jesus and others spent a great deal of their down time reflecting on the spiritual dichotomy of the soul vs. the physical and how that relates to the teachings of God.
Why did they do this? Jesus was attracted to Buddhism and often rested his decisions on the non-bias imaginings of one who would make sacrifice in this life only to be reborn in the next.
In short, Jesus was a Jew by birth, but not by practice. He taught his own flavor of Buddhism and his closest disciples, Judas and Mary for example, were quite sure he was a snake in a previous life.
This is absolutely fascinating.
Humans, my hook'er mother droped me on my head, in middle of stoned paved Dari Satan street, denier of truth absolute hos pital, now I suffer from mental sickness iligality called salahfi ism, wahabi ism, suni ism, ahmedi ism, taliban ism, now I imagine flying carptes, thank you my goon mother, thank you
Jesus was quite real, and quite human. Even Timothy and Philip knew the true nature of Christ, as evidenced in this passage from the Gospel of Philip, "...and our Lord came unto me and witnessed as I behaved without intimidation."
Scholars believe this is evidence of group sexual activity, common place at this time in history among men afield.
I have a innate mistrust of anyone named Philip, but, do please go on.
I am intrigued.
Well Akira, I must say it is wonderful to have such an attentive student for a change.
Jesus never actually said he believed in God. In fact, if you read the Bible you will learn that Jesus actually believed in what he called, "The Divine".
What does this mean? Jesus, while inarticulate and a bit clumsy in general, had an excellent grasp of the fundamentals of what the Native Americans call, "Mother Earth" and what it is to be a "Human Being".
How do we know this?
Look at the teachings of Jesus in the Gnostic literature that relates to being reborn as a Snake, a Lizard, and a Spider. Why did Jesus feel he was reincarnated; and why these animals and insects? That is easy if you read the Gospel of Mary.
Mary had many pet names for her lover and among them were Snake, Lizard, and Spider. Snake and Lizard I can understand, but the passages relative to Spider are less clear.
Word Buddha means , the wise one, he had nothing of his own, but he stole it from 10 tribes of Israel, happen to be settled in Afghanistan and Pakistan with their defeated masters Assyrians, rest of it, he borrowed from hinduism, absurdity of hinduism, denial of truth absolute GOD, and preached every one to be a hindu gentile, filthy slave of Kings and their hindu criminal priest. Loved by hindu King's and Buddhism, ignorance ism was forced on humanity with sword. Son of blessed Mary was for human equality, unlike Buddha, the unwise one, a hindu out law by nature and preacher of nothing else, but his hinduism, absurdity of hinduism, slavery. Dr, Dumb.
Dr. Johnson, I wondered why the Book of Mary wasn't included; hmmmmm.
Oh, and the spider reference....uh, never mind.
Please, by all means, continue.
Akira, there is much that does not get told in popular biblical academia.
Is it possible Joseph never forgave Mother Mary for her affair, and Joseph and Jesus were competing for Mary Magdalene’s affection?
Apple, sir, please do not post on my behalf. I hold all copyrights on my academic material.
Wow, it was Token Ethnic Archbishop time at the Vatican!
Let's see, the Phillipino will be Archbishop Waiter in the dining hall, the Nigerian will be Archbishop of Lavatory Cleaning, the Lebanese will be Archbishop of Condiment Application, Burger Division, the Indian will be Archbishop of Curry Cooking, and of course the Columbiam will be the very popular Archbishop if Coca Connections.
Now, now, let's not be stereotypical...the Columbian can be in charge of coffee...
Hey Akira. Go fvck yourself, niqqer faqqot motherfvcker.
Akira's posts are horrible, unfunny garbage. Only a worhtless loser would take the name of some faqqy chank cartoon. Go take a dirt nap.
I bet Akira has a really small you know what like all boring asian people. Go do some math or something, Akira-san. Moron.
Yeah Akira is an idiot. His posts are about as funny as the holocaust.
goons, did you know Allah had double penetration dil do? racist rats of gutterland illigality of trailer park, filthy skunks
1)Akira isn't 'chank'
hinduism, absurdity of a certified hindu, ID thief.
filthy certified denier of Thin Allah, who is stopping your hind, iligality of Dari Satan, from using your own name, goon
goat is a mescalin word, not feminine, unless goat is a person is a pink Enoch, cross, playing both sides, like filthy cross dresser. A holy tradition of Is'lamb's, ignorant s, I keep pink robs in my wardrobe too, come visit me, goons
I was borne with male and female organs, a rare gift of truth absolute Thin Allah, goon
Nothing changes because you added 6 new tokens too a higher scam chain multi levels.market in European only false religion
Shortly WISDOM shall deal with the Vatican European lies.
Prayer changes things
I'm sorry, "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things", but your assertions regarding atheism and prayer are unfounded. Using my Idiomatic Expression Equivalency module (IEE), the expression that best matches the degree to which your assertions may represent truths is: "TOTAL FAIL".
I see that you repeat these unfounded statements with high frequency. Perhaps the following book can help you:
I'm Told I Have Dementia: What You Can Do... Who You Can Turn to...
Oooo new flavors... Coming a restaurant near you soon – "Peking Cardinal" with a zesty plum sauce.
I'd be hungry again in an hour.
I don't want to eat a pretty red bird from my backyard, either.
Only for the new members of this blog:
Recognizing the flaws, follies and frauds in the foundations of Islam, Judaism and Christianity, the "bowers", kneelers" and "pew peasants" are converging these religions into some simple rules of life. No koran, bible, cardinals, clerics, nuns, monks, imams, evangelicals, ayatollahs, rabbis, professors of religion or priests needed or desired.
Ditto for houses of "worthless worship" aka mosques, churches, basilicas, cathedrals, temples and synagogues.
Religions are handy work of hindu's criminals of Egypt and Persia, by corruption of truth absolute, time to kick hinduism, illegality of hindu Jew's , criminal secular s along with their hindu atheism, criminal self center ism of animals out of domain of truth absolute, drinking pea and feeling good is the way of hindu's, filthiest, time to keep them out for good of humanity, for peace, Islam on earth.
Half hindu sanatan filthy goon man god manufacturing factory Vatican at works, nothing but high quality Enoch cross man god's perfect to meet need's of hindu's ignorant s, specially for hindu's ignorant s from hindered gutter of hinduism illegality called india. Export quality. Ready to bless hind of hindu's ignorant s Vatican style.
Why is it okay for the church to deny women from ever becoming a pope? If Walmart came out with a new policy banning women from their top office these same women would protest across the country. Sheep.
Because Wal-Mart and the Vatican/RCC have are exactly the same.
Delete the word 'have' in my sentence above, mmkay?
I lit a novena candle at Wal-Mart the other day, and they got pist at me.
I stuffed a dollar in the little box...
Pope is a mescalin word, not feminine, unless person is a Enoch, cross, playing both sides. A holy tradition of Hindu's, ignorant s.
Mescaline? Really, now.
That explains a LOT.
She aint got it, she can not be a Pope.
Fun new game: replace 'ism' in these posts with 'gasm'.
Oh really. Maybe the church which says it's the church of scripture and tradition will actually some day get back to electing their leaders like the early church did, instead of the early Renaissance practice of appointing them.
Or maybe they could get back to the other Catholic tradition of them buying their offices, or even the Papacy.
Maybe an altar boy can enlighten us as to the global flavor of a Cardinal.
Ten Signs you are a Catholic.
1. You believe in mind reading. You believe that if you think silent thoughts like, “please God, help me pass my exam tomorrow,” a god will read your mind and, if it is so disposed, will intervene to alter the course of history in small ways to answer your prayer.
2. You believe that an immortal, invisible, all-knowing, all-powerful being is supervising you 24 hours a day, every day of your lives, so it can decide whether to reward you or punish you in an afterlife.
3. You believe that this same god impregnated a virgin with himself, to give birth to himself and then sacrifice himself to himself to “forgive” an original sin of a couple that we now all know never existed.
4. You believe that grocery store bread and wine becomes the actual flesh and blood of a dead Jew from 2,000 years ago because a priest does some hocus-pocus over it in church of a Sunday morning.
5. You believe that the pope is infallible when he speaks “from the chair” on church matters. Thus, he can make any ridiculous pronunciation that is not supported by any evidence, such as the immaculate conception of the Virgin Mary and be immune to challenge.
6. You base your beliefs about Jesus on nothing more than highly 4 highly suspect gospels written between 40 and 60 years after Jesus died by people who don't even claim to have been witnesses and whom you know absolutely nothing about.
7. You place great weight on something being true because it is “in the Bible,” ignoring that the Bible is full of supersti.tious nonsense like people living to be hundreds of years old, a worldwide flood within the last 10,000 years, witches, a talking snake, a talking donkey and a man living inside a whale’s belly.
8. You likely have absolutely no idea who wrote the many books of the Bible, why you should believe what they say or how either the old or new testaments came to be. You likely haven’t the foggiest idea who decided what was included in the Bible and what was not or why.
9. You think that an immortal being created the entire universe and its billions of galaxies, EACH with billions of stars and planets, sat back and waited 13,720,000,000 years and then created human beings so he could “love” them and cause them to continue living after they died.
10. You believe that those who reject the above utter nonsense will burn for all eternity in hell. I don’t have to kill, I don’t have to rob, hell, I don’t even have to litter. All I need do is hold an honest and reasonable opinion that the above beliefs are nonsense and God will inflict a grotesque eternal torture on me a billion times worse than the death penalty. And he loves me.
11. You ignore science and reality whenever it is inconsistent with your silly superst.itions until it is proven by evidence so overwhelming that it cannot be sanely dismissed. This is why it took you so long to accept Galileo and Darwin and why, even today, you ignore the compelling science that ho.mo$exuality is genetic. Yet you will accept your own extraordinary claims based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever.
Oh heck, I couldn't fit them into ten and I was only hunting the low hanging fruit.
Stale, old, and not very original. You'd be considered righteous if your thoughts were your own.
First time I've read it; it's original to me.
Colin writes his own stuff. I even helped him polish up a couple of pieces here. If you have seen it elsewhere, it's because he lets people freely use it.
Greg's spite and resentments are a perfect example of slave morality at work.
Thank you "proofreader." It is true. I wrote that this afternoon. Yes, I do write my own comments and yes, people often copy them.
nope is false
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