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March 7th, 2012
11:42 AM ET
Jesus on a tortilla?(CNN)– A New Mexico man's dinner was downright divine after he discovered an image of Jesus on his tortilla. CNN's Anderson Cooper reports. We are adding the tortilla guy to our running list of people have claimed to see the image of Jesus Christ in all sorts of unconventional places, from telephone poles, to store receipts to a cheesy snack. Last year a plucky entrepreneur even came up with a do-it-yourself version of divine food visions with the Jesus toaster. Watch Anderson Cooper 360° weeknights 8pm ET. For the latest from AC360° click here.
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Jesus's sense of humor knows no bounds. This must be his way of greasing the skids for his 2nd coming. Hit the fast food market first and work up to Denny's, then The Keg and other finer establishments. Good plan, Jesus! It took you 2,000 years to think that one up? Lame.
Look where else "Jesus" has shown up?
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Jesus is real. The image is an example of thematic a-perception.
Jesus was real, allright. He was middle eastern con artist. You should pray to me. I can change water into wine. I can walk on water, especially when ice fishing. But I can't raise the dead, and neither could a con artist 2,000 years ago. Nope.
Prayer changes things .
You can pray in one hand, and take a dump in the other hand. When it's all done, you'll see both hands full of crap.
Prayer takes people away from actually working on real solutions to their problems.
Prayer has been shown to have no discernible effect towards what was prayed for.
Prayer prevents you from getting badly needed exercise.
Prayer makes you fat.
Prayer wears out your clothes prematurely.
Prayer contributes to global warming through excess CO2 emissions.
Prayer fucks up your knees and your neck and your back.
Prayer can cause heart attacks, especially among the elderly.
Prayer reveals how stupid you are to the world.
Prayer exposes your backside to pervert priests.
Prayer makes you think doilies are exciting.
Prayer makes you secretively flatulent and embarrassed about it.
Prayer makes your kids avoid spending time with you.
Prayer gives you knobbly knees.
Prayer makes you frothy like Rick Santorum. Just google him to find out.
Prayer dulls your senses.
Prayer makes you post really stupid shit.
Prayer makes your crap really soft when you aren't constipated.
Prayer makes you hoard cats.
Prayer makes you smell like shitty kitty litter and leads you on to harder drugs.
Prayer wastes time.
Don't bother praying there is no god.