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March 7th, 2012
11:42 AM ET
Jesus on a tortilla?(CNN)– A New Mexico man's dinner was downright divine after he discovered an image of Jesus on his tortilla. CNN's Anderson Cooper reports. We are adding the tortilla guy to our running list of people have claimed to see the image of Jesus Christ in all sorts of unconventional places, from telephone poles, to store receipts to a cheesy snack. Last year a plucky entrepreneur even came up with a do-it-yourself version of divine food visions with the Jesus toaster. Watch Anderson Cooper 360° weeknights 8pm ET. For the latest from AC360° click here. |
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Prayer changes things .
~The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs!~~...
There will be more and more of these signs appearing as the year progresses. This because the Christ has already returned last year. He is still incognito, acting as an ordinary person without declaring himself. You just need to recognize him for yourself. This may not be that easy, since he will appear as an ordinary man until most people acknowledge him. The way to recognize him is thru his words or the message that he brings – the message of peace, brotherhood and justice. (Also, It will definitely not be the end of the world).
See http://www.christmaitreya.org for more info.
You've been listening to your Joan Osborne cd haven't you?
i had a friend who saw angles everywhere. She took pictures of all of them and hung them all over her bedroom. My favorite was the collection of ten or so of them in the hair clogged in the drain of her shower. Needless to say she is now a nun somewhere and her Mother Superior does not let her have any contact with the people she used to know.
I see angles too. Right angles, acute angles, reflex angles, and even obtuse ones. 🙂
I think it looks more like David Koresh.
That's not Jesus. It's the Zig Zag Man.
If the Zig Zag man isn't Jesus who has been talking to me and telling me to go forth and make peace... toasters?
JC's family and friends had it right 2000 years ago ( Mark 3: 21 "And when his friends heard of it, they went out to lay hold on him: for they said, He is beside himself.")
Said passage is one of the few judged to be authentic by most contemporary NT scholars. e.g. See Professor Ludemann's conclusion in his book, Jesus After 2000 Years, p. 24 and p. 694.
Actually, Jesus was a bit "touched". After all he thought he spoke to Satan, thought he changed water into wine, thought he raised Lazarus from the dead etc. In today's world, said Jesus would be declared legally insane.
Or did P, M, M, L and J simply make him into a first century magic-man via their epistles and gospels of semi-fiction? Most contemporary NT experts after thorough analyses of all the scriptures go with the latter magic-man conclusion with J's gospel being mostly fiction.
Obviously, today's followers of Paul et al's "magic-man" are also a bit on the odd side believing in all the Christian mumbo jumbo about bodies resurrecting, and exorcisms, and miracles, and "magic-man atonement, and infallible, old, European/Utah white men, and 24/7 body/blood sacrifices followed by consumption of said sacrifices. Yummy!!!!
So why do we really care what a first century CE, illiterate, long-dead, preacher/magic man would do or say or look like?
Prayer changes things,
~The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs!~~
Studies proven false
Prayer changes things,
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"Studies proven false"
You've been proven to be a LIAR on this blog site over and over again even under all your various names you use. Thanks for proving your lying opinion again.
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Just sayin' never actually provides anything to back his/her claims. Just sayin' is another liar for Jesus.
Prayer really changes things
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"Prayer really changes things"
Sorry dude you've been proven wrong but your desperation in all your lies proves me right.
Can't answer prayers. But shows up on burned sections of food.
You can make your own, check out Penn and Teller's book "How to Play with Your Food."
For the people that REALLY want to see Jesus, he is in the Bible.
@Rolli9
for anyone wanting to see a talking serpent, you can see him in the bible
Which bible? There seem to be a lot of versions, so how come a god supposed to be perfect couldn't get a publication right first time and why all the differences?
Is that Jesus or Bigfoot?
looks like my brother in law. Not that I dislike beards or anything but he sure ain't no divine guy.
The link to the Jesus Toaster blog story is broken. You could link it to my website.
power to the tortilla, put some cheese in it.
Really ..... Really .....? Why are the Christians the only ones to make this crap up? Ya never see Buddha on a biscuit!
Or Muhammad on a pizza. Give it a break.
Oh si senior I was making myself a chimichanga and den I saw Hayzeus in my tortilla! It was so magical, man!
Umm.... It was a "New Mexico" man's dinner, not Mexico.
He must have thought it was a new Mexico man's dinner
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Why, Nonimus? Do you think everyone in New Mexico speaks English?
¿Se Habla ñihoñgo hoi hoi hoi?
Let me guess. Another catholic cultist, into IDOL WORSHIP. This is far to pathetic, to further bash.
I thought I saw Jesus in Miami once, but it turned out to be Barry Gibb.
I thought I saw Sarah Jessica Parker once, but it was just a horse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWod4sb8MJ8
I hope one of the atheists here buys a really expensive dinner and it has a picture of Jesus on it. Then they order wine too.
They guy I make cook for me is called Haysous.
Does that count?
Yeah J.W, That would show them. A nice dinner and wine, with a bit of comedy thrown in as they laugh at the creme brulee Jesus. That would really hit them where they live.
Prayer changes things
I think I saw "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things" image in my slurpee.
Perhaps its a sign?
The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs!~
Studies referenced have sadly been long since proven false. For wholesome, honest studies, study God in prayer.
@Just Spewing,
So you are saying that to prove that prayer works you need to pray about it? Do you ever make any sense?
And for BS copy-paste, see just sayin.
You people do understand that I'm an atheist, right? Honestly, some people are so gullible. I guess Poe's law really is true.
Whaddayou mean, you people??
If just sayin is an atheist then I am the pope and I demand you send your children to me to be molested!
I bet the Catholic Church would get a lot more converts if they'd use Communion Tortillas
Well most Hispanics are already Catholic, at least as far as my experience goes.
Hell Doc, go full boat
NACHOS BELLA GRANDE and swap the wine for some Coronas!
I'll bet HeIsGod would be taking Communion twice daily and three times on Sunday!
Superst.ition, catholicism – it's a very gray area. Then again, I heard Sammy Davis Jr. thank Jesus once.
AGuest9
Why limit the superst.ition label to just the Catholics? Plenty of evangelicals believe that God is gonna punish America for abortion and gay rights, and that's just another superst.ition, right?