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Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me … a nose job appointment?
Orthodox rabbis have concluded that cosmetic surgery is religiously acceptable in many instances.
April 2nd, 2012
06:46 PM ET

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me … a nose job appointment?

By Jessica Ravitz, CNN

(CNN) - The problem for Orthodox Jewish singles, when it comes to meeting “the one,” might be right in front of them. Literally, as in staring them in the mirror.

So says a Miami plastic surgeon who recently announced surgery “scholarships” for single men and women in the Orthodox Jewish community.

Doing his part to help bring couples together, Dr. Michael Salzhauer launched this pro-bono campaign for his fellow Jews. Call it nose jobs for nuptials.

“A big nose worked for George Washington,” he said. “But there are standards of beauty that go across all cultures.” Like it or not, the stereotypical “Jewish nose” is a subject fraught with complex history.

No stranger to controversy, Salzhauer was behind a music video about nose jobs that recently gained lots of buzz. So he has no problem admitting that his offer of free surgeries is “very controversial, obviously.”

But if the goal for those in the dating pool is to marry and have children, Salzhauer says, getting noticed – or at least not overlooked – matters.

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Married with five kids and part of the religious community himself, Salzhauer, 39, knows how much family is valued in the Orthodox world. He also knows what it’s like to be ashamed of one’s schnoz.

“I had a big Jewish nose growing up. … Trust me, it was a doozy,” said the surgeon, who had his own rhinoplasty – and a chin implant – eight years into his marriage. “I enjoy noses. I identify with the operation.”

He says he completes about 250 nose jobs a year, and the news release announcing his scholarship program referred to him as “the Nose King of Miami.”

His business, and his offer of free surgeries for those in need, isn't just about noses, though. Does that mean a woman hoping to get noticed with new DD-sized breasts can simply stroll into his Bal Harbour practice and ask for financial nip-and-tuck aid?

Not even close, he says.

All applicants must be referred by their matchmakers, which are common in the Orthodox community. If they are younger than 18, they'll need parental consent. Financial need must be verified by a matchmaker or a rabbi. And each patient must meet criteria – medically, aesthetically and psychologically – before being deemed eligible for surgery.

How I learned to love my big nose

In a community where modesty reigns and tattoos are taboo, the idea of promoting cosmetic surgery may raise eyebrows – at least those on Botox-free foreheads.

Salzhauer understands the perceived disconnect, but he also has a ready answer.

“There are many leniencies for the purposes of marriage,” he said. “And as long as it’s done in a safe way, the idea of changing your body is not in and of itself against Jewish law.”

Hello, scalpel

Rabbinical scholars did not begin debating what Jewish law said about cosmetic surgery until the last half of the 20th century, according to Dr. Daniel Eisenberg, who wrote “A Jewish Approach to Cosmetic Surgery” in the June 2009 issue of the journal Jewish Medical Ethics and Halacha (Jewish law).

It was Rabbi Immanuel Jakobovits, described by Eisenberg as “the father of the discipline of Jewish medical ethics,” who first discussed the issue in 1961.

Jakobovits essentially concluded that cosmetic surgery should be forbidden unless it is medically recommended (after an accident, for example), can help “facilitate or maintain a happy marriage” or allows a patient to better contribute to society and make a decent living.

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A string of other go-to rabbis issued their own rulings in subsequent years. The general upshot: As long as cosmetic surgery doesn’t do harm and instead helps patients who are not driven by mere arrogance, pass the scalpel.

By the time rabbis began offering official opinions, however, the relationship between Jews and nose jobs already ran deep.

There was “a legacy of a long history of European denegration of the Jewish body, which was seen as flawed and inferior to the Christian body,” said Paul Root Wolpe, the director of the Center for Ethics at Emory University. “The Jewish nose was the strongest symbol of that inferiority.”

The idealized image perpetuated in the Western world stuck. Wolpe says that by the time “modern rhinoplasty first began in the U.S., it was significantly overpopulated with Jewish patients.”

That's because when experimentation with nose jobs entered the American surgical stage in the late 1800s, the “Jewish nose” made the list of those considered “desirable for improvement,” according to Elizabeth Haiken's “Venus Envy: A History of Cosmetic Surgery.”

Surgeons found a market and got to work, making the Jewish people the “first group of Americans to undertake surgical alteration of ethnic features in any numbers,” Haiken wrote.

It was a way to assimilate and ward off discrimination. But that didn't mean the procedures went uncriticized by others.

When Jewish actress, singer and comedian Fanny Brice unveiled amid “great fanfare” her new nose in 1923, Haiken wrote, Dorothy Parker – a writer, poet and critic known for her wisecracks – fired off a quip that Brice had “cut off her nose to spite her race.”

It was a charge Brice forever denied. She was proud to be Jewish, she insisted, and this wasn't about her origins. She simply wanted to improve the nose she had, which she described as “a sight in any language,” Haiken wrote. Even so, Haiken added, Brice's biographer acknowledged that Brice “must have hoped that the operation would make her look less Jewish. ... Ethnicity was definitely not fashionable in the 1920s.”

And it certainly wasn't fashionable or desirable during World War II, as anti-Semitism reared its hideous face not just abroad but also in America. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's cousin, the wife of the U.S. commissioner of immigration, drove that point home.

Laura Delano spoke up in opposition to the Wagner-Rogers bill, which would have relaxed quotas to let 20,000 young German Jewish refugees into the country.

Delano’s words: “20,000 charming children would all too soon grow into 20,000 ugly adults.” This perspective, Haiken wrote, “was in many ways typical of American opinion in 1939,” and the bill was rejected.

If Hitler infamously obsessed over physical and racial differences, what does Salzhauer say to those who might think his fixation on the Jewish nose perpetuates that prejudice?

“If your vestiges of Judaism have receded so far away that all you're left with is your Jewish nose, that's not good news,” he said. “That's exactly the opposite of what should define people. Your Judaism should be based on internal beliefs, internal thoughts. We shouldn't be limited by any physical characteristics.”

Who's coming to the table?

In some American Jewish circles, rhinoplasty has been joked about as a rite of passage. Some women have no qualms admitting to their “sweet 16” nose jobs.

Knowing exactly how many Jews go under the knife or seek new noses is impossible to determine. It’s not like the American Society of Plastic Surgeons keeps those sorts of records. But the appeal today, for at least some Jews, remains real.

Already, Salzhauer says, he has 15 potential “scholarship” patients lined up. We hoped to talk to at least one of them, but the surgeon said plastic surgery is still stigmatized in the Orthodox community - which is partially driving his mission. The patients he invited to call CNN never did.

Salzhauer’s pro-bono service is one Rabbi Benzion Klatzko is fully behind.

He is the founder of Shabbat.com, a site that helps people – the bulk of them singles - find places to go for Shabbat, or the Jewish Sabbath. A section on the site is dedicated to helping singles find matches. In fact, the tagline on the site reads, “Helping people find their Challah,” both a reference to the bread eaten on Shabbat and a play on the Hebrew word for bride, kallah.

When he learned about Salzhauer’s offer, Klatzko says, he was “taken aback.”

“We all want to live up to our higher selves, and our higher selves don’t look at the size of a cheekbone or a nose,” he says. “But there’s a reality that exists,” and it’s one he’s all too aware of. He’s seen too many amazing women, for example, get overlooked by potential husbands at Shabbat tables. And like the surgeon, he’s all for helping singles gain confidence and find matches.

Salzhauer's offer makes sense to Emory University’s Wolpe.

“It is not surprising that someone should propose plastic surgery to try to enhance matrimonial chances,” he said. Faith, after all, doesn't leave people immune to “Western European standards of beauty.”

Still, when he heard about the scholarship plan, the ethicist's first thought was, “Oy.”

A Nose Job Love Song’

Last month, Salzhauer created another stir after he hired the The Groggers to write a song about nose jobs. The self-described modern Orthodox “Jewish pop-punk band with a comic twist” flew to Miami from New York to shoot a video for “Jewcan Sam (A Nose Job Love Song).”

The plot line is, in many ways, ripped from a typical high school playbook. Boy likes girl. Girl likes other boy. The reasons, at least at first, have everything to do with looks.

The song begins:

I want her, but she don't want what I am.
She says you got a beak like Jewcan Sam.
She says I only go with guys,
With perfect upturned noses, so cut yours down to size.

The video features lead singer L.E. Doug Staiman before and after his own rhinoplasty by Salzhauer.

What unfolded leaves the musician laughing.

When Salzhauer contacted the band about five months ago, Staiman scoffed at the surgeon's invitation, saying it was “the most ridiculous concept I ever heard.” He says he fired off a response, in jest: “Wanna give us all nose jobs?”

The surgeon said, “of course I'll give you nose jobs,” Staiman remembers. And as he got to know the doctor, the song idea grew on him. As for taking Salzhauer up on the offer of free surgery - Staiman was the only band member who did - he remained uncertain.

The video concept they all came up with, though, called for it.

“We wrote the script, and I wasn’t sure if I’d do it or not,” says Staiman, who’d grown into his original big nose, the one that was “pretty bad in high school.” And then, as the shoot crept up on them, he realized, “I either have to get a nose job or rewrite the script. … Laziness got the better of me. Rewrites are really tedious. So I thought, ‘The hell with it. I’ll get the nose job.’ ”

The song and video was all in fun, the singer and surgeon say.

It was created for less than $10,000, plus Staiman’s nose job, for social media purposes, Salzhauer says. It would be a new song for The Groggers, a band he likes and wanted to support, and his plan was simply to send it to existing patients and colleagues. The responses he got from people were overwhelmingly positive, he says, and peppered with LOLs.

Soon the video began to spread, as did the hype. Though a couple nasty notes came in, he says, plastic surgeons from across the country sent him kudos.

Then the media pounced. The video (which Salzhauer points out also mocks Oprah, Tom Cruise, high school crushes, the inappropriateness of student-teacher relationships and more) became a hot topic of discussion on shows like "Dr. Drew." The Anti-Defamation League weighed in, calling it “distasteful and offensive,” claiming it played on stereotypes, namely the caricature of Jews with hook noses.

“I find it hilarious,” Staiman said. “It’s bizarre that it got this far. I’m constantly in awe that anyone cares about this story.”

But care the American Society of Plastic Surgeons does. It’s called the video “inappropriate and offensive” and says it’s “initiated an investigation under its Code of Ethics which clearly requires ASPS members to uphold the dignity and honor of the medical profession.”

Because this is an “active investigation,” the society would provide no further details to CNN.

Salzhauer isn’t particularly fazed. He says he’s issued an apology, but the fuss befuddles him.

“The ASPS is ‘concerned’ that the video may set unrealistic expectations and ‘preys on the vulnerabilities of the human condition,’ ” Salzhauer wrote in an e-mail. “I’m not exactly sure how they got all that from a humorous self-deprecating video.”

While critics dissect what he's done, the surgeon will forge ahead with his latest plans, latex gloves on and tools in hand. He'll take recommendations from matchmakers, consult with rabbis and shrug off those who question his intentions.

It seems he won't be acting alone. A few days ago, he heard from another Jewish plastic surgeon who wants to help the cause.

But not wanting further American Society of Plastic Surgeons complications, Salzhauer is doing some pre-op work. He says he called the ethics committee to see whether his scholarship program would be considered a “contest,” something prohibited for surgeries. The committee told him it might, but if he creates a nonprofit, he'll be in the clear.

The Miami doctor plans to establish his nonprofit organization this week. The name he's going with: Operation Chuppah, a reference to the Jewish wedding canopy.

And – who nose? – perhaps someday soon he'll find himself dancing the hora at a scholarship-recipient's wedding.

- CNN Writer/Producer

Filed under: Ethics • Faith & Health • History • Holocaust • Judaism

soundoff (453 Responses)
  1. Sal

    You don't have to be jewish to be ugly but it helps.......

    April 3, 2012 at 4:26 pm |
  2. Sal

    The reason that most jews have big noses is because they have a relatively small gene pool to choose from. One big nosed woman marries a big nosed man and it goes on and on.They only have themselves to blame because they insist that a jew only marry another jew. The good physical qualities do not get passed on that way. It's similar to inbreeding. One ugly marries another ugly and the pattern is set for their children. Mix the marriages, and the heck with your religious beliefs! Improve your appearance........

    April 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm |
    • Denise

      You crack me up Sal, but so true!

      April 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm |
  3. terre08

    Somehow the big nose sketch from Monty Python's Life of Brian comes to mind. 🙂

    April 3, 2012 at 4:11 pm |
  4. silly

    This just doesn't seem fair. He's bragging about his ethnocentrism.

    April 3, 2012 at 3:48 pm |
  5. Shnozberg

    Hey, I thought that the reasons they had such big noses to begin with was because air is free

    April 3, 2012 at 3:44 pm |
  6. Death Mercury

    What kind of shallow, morbid person isn't going to like you for your nose! You Jews are beautiful! Keep your beautiful Jewish noses and keep it real! Ask Pam Anderson if plastic surgery made a relationship last? MEH! 😀

    April 3, 2012 at 3:40 pm |
  7. Darthur

    I remember watching Ferris Bueller and thinking that Jennifer Gray was so strikingly beautful. A big (no pun intended) part of her look was her nose. She's still pretty, but it a more generic way. Up with Jewish noses!

    April 3, 2012 at 3:40 pm |
  8. stan

    Jews have big noses because the air is free

    April 3, 2012 at 3:38 pm |
    • sam stone

      original

      April 4, 2012 at 6:15 am |
  9. t3chsupport

    But dark skinned people trying to make their skin a lighter color is wrong...

    Aren't the Jewish people the ones that god created in his image? Now they're saying that image isn't good enough. Some chosen people!

    April 3, 2012 at 3:38 pm |
    • denim

      No, this shmuck of a doctor is saying that, to generate business for himself. I hope people ignore him.

      April 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm |
  10. kenburch

    Seriously, CNN...you went there?

    April 3, 2012 at 3:38 pm |
  11. Oh how lovely

    I think if people want to get plastic surgery because THEY want to, go for it. On the other hand saying you are not desirable because of something others deem a flaw is unhealthy and wrong. I LOVE big noses! On women or men I think it's COMPLETLY attractive! If everyone looked the same the world would be boring. Just remember to love yourself no matter what you may think your flaws are. If someone truely loves you they love how you look as well. Don't ever change for someone else, or feel that you HAVE to! I hat the chest of a ten yr old boy and i'm a 30 yr old woman. Would I get surgery to look like all the other huge breasted women in the world, not unless I wanted to. And besides I think it's hot and that's all that matters.

    April 3, 2012 at 3:37 pm |
  12. tip

    What kind of dum-azz story is this?

    April 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm |
    • denim

      It's an advertising-like dumb story.

      April 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm |
  13. Joe Mama

    "Nose King of Miami" is surprisingly not an article about cocaine.

    April 3, 2012 at 3:35 pm |
  14. Mike

    Hey I have a slight hook but I'm goyim. What's the story?

    April 3, 2012 at 3:30 pm |
  15. Dad and Coach

    GhostColin and Voice of Reason,

    I doesn't matter who wrote the article or where it is posted. You don't need much common sense to see that this diatribe is facilitating a generous amount of hate speech and racist/ethnic stereotyping of a people. Are you okay with that? Angry? You all should be angry about this!

    April 3, 2012 at 3:24 pm |
    • Josie

      I'm not Jewish, but I think this article and the surgery scholarships are ridiculous. There are so many beautiful people who don't have a "perfect" nose, across all races. My grandfather had a "Roman nose" that was quite large, but he was very handsome and had a wonderful personality that won people over easily.

      April 3, 2012 at 3:35 pm |
  16. Dan Green

    Many Jews have big noses because a big nose is more prevelent in Mediterranean peoples, including Arabs, Greeks, Southern Italians, and some others. Until the late 20th century, Jews rarely married outside of their religion, and even though they had to leave the Middle East 1,000-plus years ago, they breeded within the faith, so the genetic trait has existed all this time, so that's what this is all about.

    April 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm |
    • terre08

      Give me a break. They mixed long before the 20th or else there would not have been any blonde Jews.

      April 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm |
  17. Vlad the Impaler

    Happy for them Orthodox Jews of Miami. Can we get some neurosurgeons interested in doing pro bono lobotomies to religious fundamentalists of all creeds and denominations? Of course they have to be verified by an active atheist as being disruptive or harmful. Like those guys from Westboro Baptist Church, that like to protest funerals.

    April 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm |
    • WDinDallas

      We have enough atheists.

      April 3, 2012 at 3:36 pm |
    • God disagrees

      Well Mr. Dallas, God apparently thinks there are too many Texans, so he sent a tornado to your neighborhood to take care of the problem.

      An atheist would say it's just a meteorological phenomenon, but religious people like you must reconcile your "prayer works" personal relationship with God with the fact that your God like to kick ass on his followers.

      You never hear of natural disasters or diseases that wipe out atheists. God must like us bettere than he likes Christians and Texans.

      April 3, 2012 at 5:03 pm |
  18. Rand Spears

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 3, 2012 at 3:18 pm |
  19. olcranky

    aren't the orthodox supposed to eschew vanity (and this would most definitely be considered vanity)?

    April 3, 2012 at 3:15 pm |
  20. Degrin

    Could the author have made this article any longer? Its so short....especially for a topic of such incredible importance!

    April 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm |
    • salmonrusty

      "Long noses" requires a "long article"

      April 3, 2012 at 3:16 pm |
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