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July 16th, 2012
10:18 AM ET

Hotels asked to dump porn

(CNN)–In many hotel rooms, finding adult entertainment is as simple as a click of the remote. But that may change.  A Christian scholar and a Muslim scholar are teaming up to ask hotels to stop selling in room adult entertainment.  CNN's Susan Candiotti reports.

Read more about the story here. Strange religious bedfellows unite for letter against hotel porn

- CNN Belief Blog

Filed under: Belief • Christianity • Islam

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  1. The Central Scrutinizer

    You do realize of course that if HeavenSent did not really exist ( ! ) we would have to make her up.

    Not unlike religions who make up.......OMG

    July 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Yes, Tommie, as you make up practically every post on this site.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:52 pm |
    • The Church of Latter Day HeavenSents

      Bless me HS for I have sinned.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm |
    • I'm not a GOPer, nor do I play one on TV

      I have to admit, this HeavenSent pretender is doing a boffo job.

      Clearly not the original, but just wacky enough to be plausible. Keep up the good work.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:00 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      The Central Scrutinizer

      You do realize of course that if HeavenSent did not really exist ( ! ) we would have to make her up.

      Not unlike religions who make up.......OMG

      You must have faith that I exist

      July 16, 2012 at 5:02 pm |
    • Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son

      Moron, I just now got home from a class. What special kind of stupid are you?

      July 16, 2012 at 5:33 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      "What special kind of stupid are you?"

      It has been hilarious today. The fake HeavenSents have been out in force making it impossible to tell who is who. They are even accusing you of stealing the name, while stealing the name.

      HeavenSent has just become irrelevant. She can"t even catch up with the fakes, and every time she types "fake" or "Phony" so does the fakes.

      No one can tell who the real and fake HeavenSents are.

      It's priceless.

      July 16, 2012 at 6:07 pm |
    • One more

      HS,,,,,halitosis smegma

      HS after servicing Smeagol gargle with listerene, thanks

      July 16, 2012 at 6:08 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      "HS,,,,,halitosis smegma"

      Otherwise known as c u m breath

      July 16, 2012 at 6:39 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Tom, Tom you are a disturbed soul. All this trouble to create all these fakes. Sad little Atheist that has a grudge against Jesus's Truth. You and CNN cannot silence the Truth.

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 6:56 pm |
  2. Bootyfunk

    hotels should dump the bible instead.

    July 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      No! The Gideon's is softer than the TP at Motel 6.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:46 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      "No! The Gideon's is softer than the TP at Motel 6"

      I use it to light fires in the hotel parking lot when I need to burn small animal sacrifices.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:29 pm |
  3. Answer

    To all christians (sane or batsh!t crazy) – doesn't matter..

    "and you will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven."

    What do you expect as your reward?

    July 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      To be closer to God

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm |
    • Answer

      So you want rank?

      July 16, 2012 at 4:42 pm |
    • Bootyfunk

      to be closer to my imaginary friend in the sky!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      I would explain but you Atheists are simpletons and only understand carnal ways. Open your deaf ears to God's sweet voice.

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Pancakes

      July 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm |
    • Answer

      Already you are equal in the eyes of your god.

      You've all stated that. Why the "closer"? Speaks volume about not accepting equality.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm |
    • Paul

      HeavenSent

      Sounds like you are a little shorthanded on the carnal front.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:50 pm |
    • hawaiiguest

      @HeavenSent

      How long do you plan on being a useless little troll without a point or life?

      July 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm |
    • Answer

      "Pay a little more attention to me god. Give me a tiny bit more love than him/her. I am more worthy of more notice/affection/time/of your presence."

      Wants and need even in heaven. Your god being all powerful ... just an illusion after all. You can't accept equality within god's realm.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:51 pm |
    • derp

      "What do you expect as your reward?"

      Their darn well better be an endless supply of willing supermodels and single malt scotch.

      Otherwise , how in the world can you call it "Heaven".

      If I die and have to listen to HS endlessly babbling about jesus truth, I'll know she was right and there actually is a hell.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:10 pm |
    • just sayin

      If I die and have to listen to HS endlessly babbling about jesus truth, I'll know she was right and there actually is a hell.

      .
      I am in hell and there is a HeavenSent in it. LOL

      July 16, 2012 at 5:12 pm |
    • just sayin

      hawaiiguest

      How long do you plan on being a useless Atheist living a lie and doing the Father of Lies bidding?

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:18 pm |
    • hawaiiguest

      @just sayin

      Assetions of some "evil diety" is as useless as HeavenSent's posts. Prove your assertion that there even is a father of lies. Then again, I've challeged you to do this before you stopped trolling this blog for a while, and you couldn't then.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:25 pm |
  4. Reality

    Reality

    As previously noted: (After a 10 second internet search- "the results show")

    Googling "free po-rn". About 83,200,000 results. Yahooing "free po-rn" , 143,000,000 results. Binging "free po-rn", – 146,000,000 results. And they want to remove a few movie channels??????????????????

    July 16, 2012 at 4:37 pm |
  5. The Central Scrutinizer

    I would love to have a heavenSent-O-thon. 8 hours of HS talking to HS talking to HS.

    July 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Tom, tom pathetic atheist. You will not silence me.

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:31 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Phony Alert!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      No you are the phoney here

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:34 pm |
    • Answer

      HeavenSent will read everything that has her name on it.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      And CNN and band of Atheists will try to block my responses.

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      I'm in!

      July 16, 2012 at 5:11 pm |
    • The Church of Latter Day HeavenSents

      HeavenSent is bigger than Jesus! Or U.S. Steel...one of those!

      July 16, 2012 at 5:18 pm |
  6. HeavenSent

    God is talking to me right now. Shame you dead bones will never hear it.

    Amen.

    July 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm |
    • Answer

      It's okay for you to ask for help from us atheists. Just say the words.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:22 pm |
    • Your room at Bellevue os ready

      Believing that you actually hear God talking to you is legally evidence of insanity profound enough for the institutionalization of the patient..

      July 16, 2012 at 4:29 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      So says the ones with deaf ears. Read God's love letter to us, learn about Jesus's truth, compassiona and love. Refuse and you will burn for eternity.

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm |
    • sam stone

      Perhaps medication would help, HS. But, not as good as a speeding bus. Jeebus is fully aroused and waiting for your silky mouth

      July 16, 2012 at 4:47 pm |
  7. Voice of Reason

    Did you ever notice how humorless the believers are? I read through the posts and I find some very witty, interesting and thought provoking ideas. Guess what? It's not the believers posting them. There are some incredibly smart, creative and funny individuals on this blog of belief. Guess what? It's not the believers posting them.

    I guess that old saying stands true; Learn to laugh at yourself and the whole world will laugh with you!

    July 16, 2012 at 4:12 pm |
    • Answer

      They have a lot of emotional posts. The core of a believer is to spread their folly using emotions to wear away resistance.

      One hand with the deplorable "love schtick" and the other "fear" and "guilt."

      July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm |
    • I'm not a GOPer, nor do I play one on TV

      "love schtick"? in a p0rn blog topic?

      heh heh.

      July 16, 2012 at 5:05 pm |
  8. I am a Christian

    No po.rn in hotels!

    No gays in Disneyland, or getting married, or anything!

    And don't shove your views down my throat!

    July 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm |
    • Who invited me?

      OK no p o r n in the room, ButI can still have the p r o s t i t u t e s , right?

      July 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm |
    • just sayin

      Even the delusional jesus liked the women of the night

      July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm |
    • Fluffy the Gerbil of Doom

      No. The Christians will just tie up the little boys.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:10 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Christian

      You are joking right?

      July 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm |
    • hawaiiguest

      "No po.rn in hotels!

      No gays in Disneyland, or getting married, or anything!

      And don't shove your views down my throat!"

      LOL, oh delicious irony.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm |
    • I'm not a GOPer, nor do I play one on TV

      @hawaiiguest

      Poe's Law!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm |
    • I am a Christian

      Uh, Jesus didn't say anything about having prosti.tutes at the Disneyland Hotel, so I guess it is alright. But no gays!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm |
    • sam stone

      Yet you have no issue with shoving your views down our throats.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:48 pm |
  9. stolen from corinthians

    For Heaven Sent
    When I was a child, I used to speak as a child, think like a child, reason like a child.
    When I became a man, I did away with childish things.
    Stuff I gave up on...
    The tooth fairy...missed the cash though
    Santa Claus...in my house he perferred a shot of Jack Danield to cookies and milk
    Easter Bunny...I moved on to the Playboy Club to fill the gap
    Boogie Man...although your lot wants me to believe in Satan, no thanks
    Cartoons and fairy tales...Ok, I still watched Beavis and Bu*tthead, mia culpa
    Fictional characters from childhood...ie. Tom Sawyer, the Hardy Boys, Spiderman and Jesus Christ

    Even though there was an attempt made to brainwash me into the ways of the religious, it was not hard to see the hypocracy of those that claimed to be holier than thou. You for example HS, want everyone that does not believe in your imaginary deity must rot in hell. That is old testament thinking, try and catch up with the love thy neighbour and forgive those that trespass against you bits that your jesus taught. You probably have your whole fictional good book memorized, so give us a reference where jesus condemns people to hell or you can make one up like all the other BS you post.

    July 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Nope, she doesn't read the Bible, she just goes to some Bible study web site. She sends out the URL sometimes LOL. Amazing how without HS, the blog is just not as fun. This Blog should really be dedicated to her and her carnal mediation.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      @Amazing how without HS, the blog is just not as fun

      I know, right? I'm starting to get fond of the thing and I'm actually feeling a little sad that we may have hurt her feelings.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Voice,

      Don't feel sad. Make no mistake, she is evil incarnate!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm |
    • Answer

      HeavenSent fate is already decided by nature.

      HS's mind is already worn away from too much dogma and now it's just a vast bubble of fear and hate.
      By coming onto these forums she is actually seeking out help from rational people. Religious people only want it to continue.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:21 pm |
  10. Alien Orifice

    Phony HeavenSent, quit stealing my handle. I know it is you Tom Tom, aka Scrutinizer. You are slipping.

    Amen

    July 16, 2012 at 3:32 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      HS, I am not Tom Tom you stinky old bat. Go check on your moldy cheese, it might be ripe and you can eat dinner today.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:35 pm |
    • Foghorn Leghorn

      HS is getting more and more perverse by the day.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:36 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      @CS

      I think you forgot to change the name again. Did you mean to post as HeavenSent of Alien Orifice?

      July 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Skunt

      I am an idiot.

      AO/CS

      July 16, 2012 at 3:38 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      See, it is getting worse......I am swirling down the drain now.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      That's ok, I think HS is simply too dumb to figure it out. She'll just keep blaming Tom Tom.

      I have to admit that I've thrown a few HS posts in there as well. Not to mention the fact that Skunt isn't even the name I use most often.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:44 pm |
    • derp

      derp is

      July 16, 2012 at 3:47 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      @HeavenSkunt

      I think that's a brilliant handle, you shouldn't let anyone take it! The Skunt is killer!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      I agree, stick with the her kunt! But try to think about it....

      July 16, 2012 at 3:53 pm |
    • Who invited me?

      Tom wasn't even around today and she was blaming her for various posts, and she tried saying that I was tom as well.
      I must remember to ask, what does Jesus' ass smell like...she's got her nose buried deep.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:56 pm |
    • Alien Orifice

      It is funny. She has been obsessed with Tom Tom for a really long time. And Tom Tom's posts are easily recognizable so I don't how she gets them confused.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:00 pm |
    • Answer

      Tom Tom (she) can dish out scripture quote for scripture with those idiots. That is why Tom tom is so wicked and has HeavenSent on the ropes.

      I abstain from those stupid scriptures and scroll right along through them without even a bother. They're useless to me.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:14 pm |
    • derpskunt

      I think the funniest part is when people respond to crazy fake HeavenSent posts, not realizing they are fake, because the real HeavenSent is so darn crazy.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:24 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Dirty Atheists posting as me. Get your jollies now. Laugh now Tom and his gang og bandits at CNN. Jesus will have final say.

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:30 pm |
    • Who invited me?

      derpskunt
      Yeah I've been watching that...HS has been gone for a LONG time and people are still responding t the fake one...just saw someone post about her talking to god....LMAO

      July 16, 2012 at 4:32 pm |
    • derp

      Yeah, she is nuttier than squirrel turds. I don't even know who Tom Tom is but HS has a serious wing nut fixation on her.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:35 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      So says the fools with deaf ears. Burn, burn, burn you will

      Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm |
  11. Answer

    HeavenSent

    How many spiritual beings are left in heaven right now? The earth has around 7 billion people, so how are left to be born?

    LOL

    July 16, 2012 at 3:27 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Answer

      If you read the Bible you would know the God sent Jesus to teach us His truth. When the Rapture comes, you will now be with those of us who love Jesus. Enjoy your worm. Chomp Chomp Chompy Chomp Chomp.

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm |
    • Answer

      So when is the rapture? lol

      Oh you want to spread your ridiculous fear around. Always with desperation your kind resorts to fear. I love it.
      It's like an arrow into your own heart. XD

      July 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm |
    • Answer

      Remember also to clarify for myself about which jobs the weaker spirits do whilst still in heaven.

      What do the stronger spirits do? Are they more favorable in god's eyes? LOL
      And get this too.. the pastor you are receiving advice by "in your own words is a weaker spiritual body". So why don't you tell him about your revelations.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm |
    • Answer

      "and you will be rewarded in the kingdom of heaven."

      When the rapture comes for you.. what is your expectations for a reward?

      HeavenSent says that in heaven she knows that their are ONLY spiritually strong MALE spirits present. Which begs to be asked.. where are the women? LOL

      If your reward is s-e-x-u-a-l ... you'll be doing it gay style. LOL

      Let's have HeavenSent clarify as to why there is a lack of explanation on the missing female spirits. Those idiot suicide bombers are in for a treat!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:04 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Phony heavensent, there is no such thing as the Rapture. Man made lies to twist and contort Jesus' truth.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm |
  12. Alien Orifice

    I have decided to convert from atheism to Solipsism. The ceremony is going to be a blast, I will be having all my friends and family over and un-validating their existence. Then it will just be a free-for-all. I will also be getting a tattoo of my own face on my a.s.s.

    July 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      Now that sounds like a party I would like to attend!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Voice

      You wouldn't happen to be a tattoo artist would you?

      July 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm |
    • derp

      "You wouldn't happen to be a tattoo artist would you?"

      No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      @You wouldn't happen to be a tattoo artist would you?

      I think if I prayed hard enough I could become one!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:46 pm |
    • derp

      I have a box of crayons, a lighter and some finishing nails.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:48 pm |
    • Alien Orifice

      Sounds like we have a party! Pass the dutchy on the left hand side!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:58 pm |
  13. HeavenSkunt

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    HeavensParrot 7:16

    Amen.

    July 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Skunt, thanks for taking over HS duty. I'm beat.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:43 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Someone looks like they have a hangover.

      July 16, 2012 at 4:56 pm |
  14. HeavenSkunt

    I you could teach a parrot to say...

    Jesus truth
    Jesus truth
    Jesus truth

    It would sound exactly like HeavenSent

    July 16, 2012 at 3:11 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      You are a sinner and will burn like you deserve. When I was younger, in my 70's, I used to have to walk 70 miles roundtrip to church but is was my salvation. What do you do? Enjoy the eternal worm eating you for all....ah.....eternity.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:14 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      HS

      You walked 70 miles? Big Deal! When I was a kid, we had to walk 80 miles to school every morning and 80 miles back. Both uphill carrying stone tablets because we couldn’t afford paper. Then it was time for chores, like plowing the North 40. We got up before we went to bed and had to sleep in a cardboard box in the middle of the street and hunt squirrels for our meals with a sling shot. And you know what? We LIKED it. We LOVED it. We were lucky to have it so good. 70 miles? Blisters? We didn’t even have shoes! Give me a break.

      It was really bad in the winter. The snow was 30 feet deep. I lost one toe to frost-bite every winter for ten years. I had to wear my older sister's hand-me-down dresses because my Mother's arthritis was so bad she could not sew any boys’ clothes. That is why I had to fight the class bully every day. Sometimes when there were no squirrels, we had to eat rocks for dinner. That was very difficult with no teeth (from the fights with the bully). And you know what? I liked it! I loved it! I was lucky to have it.

      The worst part was every night after walking 160 miles, plowing forty acres, chopping the fire wood and eating rocks that made my gums bleed. My parents would come out to the box where my sister and I slept in the middle of the road and jump up and down on top of us screaming "Die!" "Die" "Die" with a necklace made out of my dead toes swinging from my mother’s neck. And you know what. We liked it. We loved it. We were lucky to have it so good.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      CS

      160 miles a day? I doubt if you really walked that far. I never said I had blisters. I always have my orthopaedics on.

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      "When I was younger, in my 70's, I used to have to walk 70 miles roundtrip to church'

      Not my fault you are too stupid to get a drivers license.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:21 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      CS

      ".. necklace with my dead toes.." Now that was funny!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:31 pm |
    • stolen from corinthians

      @central
      Could not.t stop laughing.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm |
  15. religion; a way to control the weak minded

    HeavenSent said:

    "Fools never care that they'll be blotted out. No eternity for them. Millions of fools born generations before you guys ... since, you're so concerned with statistics. That's why Jesus told us that the path is wide and most people are on it to condemnation. The only difference of the fools of yesteryear and the fools of today is the Internet communication to hear Jesus' truth."

    Only fools consider the writings of a bunch of fallible human beings, then edited by more human, as "gods truth". A bunch of ancient men are no more smart than someone of this generation. Why would you believe they were right and we are wrong? OHHHHHHHHH I know!!! because you are brainwashed and would rather believe something told to you than seek your own truth on life. It is much easier and requires much less thought and energy. I get it. Youre lazy....now back to church to give your money to someone who just got done ra...ping 10 year old booty.

    July 16, 2012 at 2:55 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Enjoy your worm for all of eternity sucking your dripping fat from your skeleton in hell because you refuse to follow His TRUTH!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:05 pm |
    • derp

      Weren't you leaving a half hour ago?

      July 16, 2012 at 3:07 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Someone has to teach you athiests....someone......what the.....? Oh GOD, I just sat on a cat...this is not good....wait, no that was just a rat from the kitchen. So anyway, someone has to stick up for God! Wow, they are getting bigger......

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      "I just sat on a cat...this is not good"

      Well, seeing as you are usually being mounted by a sheep, this does not seem out of the ordinary for you.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:18 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Skunt

      That is the carnal work of death...Satan! Besides, I have never had s.e.x with anything. I can't really find my lady parts....

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 3:22 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Dang it.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      II can't really find my lady parts"

      Maybe if you grease a telephone pole and attach it to a windmill it might reach.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm |
  16. Al

    Fine, dump the p orn, but dump the Bible too.

    July 16, 2012 at 2:54 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      The bible IS p0rn. The worst kind of sick. R.a.p.e, Incest, Snuff....Gross and reprehensible.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:02 pm |
  17. The Central Scrutinizer

    "Never fuk a beeotch or nut your pearl necklace on a fat pig. Otherwise, they will lie about birth control and make you suck their toes and then turn around and demand a.s.s play."

    Mattew 7:6.1 – Nude Testament

    July 16, 2012 at 2:39 pm |
    • Jack

      Ew.

      July 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      It's in the bible so it must be true.

      July 16, 2012 at 2:53 pm |
  18. Voice of Reason

    HS = habitual squalor

    HS = horrendous sl*ut

    HS = hydrated scu*m

    HS = huge snot

    HS = hideous stinker

    HS = hampered sloth

    HS = hateful sociopath

    HS = harboring scales

    HS = helping satan

    HS = humongous sodomite

    And the list could go on and on and on......

    July 16, 2012 at 2:37 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Don't forget "Hoarding Sickwad"

      July 16, 2012 at 2:52 pm |
    • derp

      Humongous Sow

      Habitually Stupid

      Horrendous sk an k

      July 16, 2012 at 2:57 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      I wonder if we can get the trailer park to cut off her internet service.

      July 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      You people couldn't live without me. Amen.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:06 pm |
    • derp

      "You people couldn't live without me"

      True, you are the best possible example of everything that is bad about the "faithful".

      You make pointing out how insane religious people are easier than it would otherwise be.

      Thanks

      July 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm |
    • sam stone

      I am ill because Jeebus didn't tell he he was HIV+ before he phukked me in the rear

      July 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      "Humongous Sow"

      I think we have a winner.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      hemorrhaging scowl

      July 16, 2012 at 3:37 pm |
    • Who invited me?

      hypocritical sinner ( or is it Hippo-critical sinner)

      July 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm |
    • Voice of Reason

      Halibut Savant

      July 16, 2012 at 3:42 pm |
    • derp

      "Halibut Savant"

      That is certainly a top three.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:50 pm |
    • AtheistSteve

      Haranguing Simian

      July 16, 2012 at 9:20 pm |
  19. I'm not a GOPer, nor do I play one on TV

    It's nice to see this lazy topic retread get the kind of commentary it deserves.

    Pointless baiting. Mindless ad hominem attacks. Scatalogical humor.

    Happy Monday one and all.

    July 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      You are mindless. What does Jazz Singing have to do with anything. Repent or burn like you deserve!

      Amen

      July 16, 2012 at 3:10 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      "What does Jazz Singing have to do with anything"

      That has to be a fake HeavensCow. The real HeavenSk a nk isn't smart enough to get that joke.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm |
    • The Central Scrutinizer

      Dang it, it is fun being HS.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:24 pm |
    • HeavenSkunt

      "Dang it, it is fun being HS"

      Well at least I now know who two of two phony HS's are.

      July 16, 2012 at 3:39 pm |
  20. The Central Scrutinizer

    Dolphins 17 : Patriots 0

    Behold! Verily I say unto you go forth and spill your seed upon the ground. Dry pull not, for chafing is a sin against my Father. Instead, be faithful and lube and find therefore a great happiness in the lubing.

    Enjoy well and remember the almighty God hath given thee this pleasure, for my Father made you in His image and he wishes only that you partake of the great joy he has generously endowed.

    July 16, 2012 at 2:22 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      You athiests will all burn in hell for eternity. Have fun. By the way dummy, there is no book in the Bible called "Dolphins". You should read Jesus' truth!

      July 16, 2012 at 3:08 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Fake Alert!

      July 16, 2012 at 4:33 pm |
    • HeavenSent

      Fake fake alert

      July 16, 2012 at 5:15 pm |
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