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November 9th, 2012
08:57 AM ET
Church of England names new archbishop of CanterburyBy Laura Smith-Spark, CNN London (CNN) - The Church of England named former oil executive Justin Welby as the next archbishop of Canterbury, making him the titular leader of the world's 77 million Anglicans. Welby, who has been a bishop for only a year, is considered an outspoken critic of the excesses of capitalism, a supporter of women bishops and an opponent of gay marriage. He will be enthroned as archbishop of Canterbury on March 21. Speaking as his appointment was announced Friday at Lambeth Palace in London, Welby said it was a privilege to take the helm at a time when the "tide of events is turning" and the Church has great opportunities to be involved in a changing world. Read the full story about the appointment of the next archbishop of Canterbury |
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Prayer changes lives. See prayer work at prolapsed.net.
Hi Prayerbot
"Ronald Regonzo" who degenerates to:
"Salvatore" degenerates to:
"Douglas" degenerates to:
"truth be told" degenerates to:
"Thinker23" degenerates to:
"Atheism is not healthy ..." degenerates to:
"another repentant sinner" degenerates to:
"Dodney Rangerfield" degenerates to:
"tina" degenerates to:
"captain america" degenerates to:
"Atheist Hunter" degenerates to:
"Anybody know how to read? " degenerates to:
"just sayin" degenerates to:
"ImLook'nUp" degenerates to:
"Kindness" degenerates to:
"Chad" degenerates to
"Bob" degenerates to
"nope" degenerates to:
"2357" degenerates to:
"WOW" degenerates to:
"fred" degenerates to:
"!" degenerates to:
"pervert alert" is a degenerate.
This troll is not a christian.
Prayer does not; you are such a LIAR. You have NO proof it changes anything! A great example of prayer proven not to work is the Christians in jail because prayer didn't work and their children died. For example: Susan Grady, who relied on prayer to heal her son. Nine-year-old Aaron Grady died and Susan Grady was arrested.
An article in the Journal of Pediatrics examined the deaths of 172 children from families who relied upon faith healing from 1975 to 1995. They concluded that four out of five ill children, who died under the care of faith healers or being left to prayer only, would most likely have survived if they had received medical care.
The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs"
Prayer works. Proven. See with your own eyes at prolapsed.net.
You wake up feeling amazing with Marie next to you. She finally spent the night. You can make out the curve of her buttocks beneath the thin sheet. Your groin reacts and you press against her, fitting neatly in the begging crevice. She smells like flowers and honey. You throb with anticipation and she moans in anticipation. You reach for a condom, but realize to your dismay that your dog is busy chewing and has something stuck in his teeth...
Where is your God now?
"My" God does His best works away from you God's castle. He is a splelunker at heart and so loves the scent of dewdrops coming from the cavernous ceiling. Like "My" God, I do so love an early morning splelunking my woman's curvatures.
Don't worry where my God is, but worry about your own God's workings.
You are at a German “sparkle party”. You are wearing your party pants. You are ready to dancy dance. It is a hard-core German sparkle party and you are wearing your rubber boots. The music is pulsating and it feels good to dance. You notice a familiar face standing at the bar. You dance over to her as fancy as you please in your polished rubber boots. You bend low to smell her perfume and say hello. It is your father.
Where is your God now?
So a fireman, cop and priest are on a cruise ship, the ship begins to sink. The fireman says "we got to save all the children". The cop says "fvck the children" Then the priest says to the cop "Do you think we have enough time for that?".
Well, this is a funny joke. It reminds me of another joke, I will tell it to you, knock knock. Who's there? Father McHorny...I forget the rest but, it was, you know, funny.
🙂
I haven't seen the "R" word once on here today. Oh sweet nectar.
"R"ipen up the 'ol ladies caves are we? Sweet nectar is still a 'classified' subject.
Hey whatta you doing there? You gotta problem there buddy? Yeah I'm bangin' those broads all day there so suck it.
I see Carl,,
Taking more than one viagra at once can lead to a medical condition where you might die from a hard-on. Too much blood to one's castle de jerk could cost you your Life and livelihood.
Yeah, you just worry about your own livlihood there buddy. So long.
Carl-son,
A drop-dead comedian you're not. A hang 'nailed' comic maybe?
Yeah, guess you don't know what "so long" means there.
Carl, so long?
Thought YOU were leaving,,, My Bad,,, I guess,,,?
I like the way he talks with that accent. I'm going to ask him to read me my pop-up book ya'll.
Or read lines from saladandchips.com. That would be funny.
this will so make the männerbund "Tuatha De Morrígna"
their anti capitalist anarchist, who want to free Ireland form the church of England
way to prove their point Anglican you are capitalist swine who enslave and r@p3 the environment
the IRA may even come back from this decision
Sammie sweet Sam,
Environmentalism's activists could care less one way or iota about 'Irelandic' convulsions regarding freedoms from political 'Englandish' ways. In the U.S.A. we 'freedom' lovers have been deceived from our habitual freedoms via the people who see s3x for sale and illicit drugs for sale and leveraged gambling as dribbly lawlessness when in fact the habits of people's choices are being frowned upon.
Sam
Most of the Provisionals are so old they can barely use the toilet without help.
And as for a new breed of revolutionary, I am afraid the last generation did a poor job in educating them about the cause, or for that matter, educating them about anything at all.
The economic bubble in Ireland left the last generation with no skills, education, resources or motivation
you may be right will?
i have never seen a more spiritual broking people then in Ireland, they need Danu more then ever.
but i was not talking that much or the republic their are still a lot of anarchistic druids who are living on the fringe of the occupied home of Éire who wait for the perfect moment to take their home back for the old gods. to restore virtue, sovereignty and fertility to the land. when America and England falls they will make their move, as will us in America
oh and Dreamer i am an environmentalist its come with the territory of being an Animist
Ireland is still having a lot of environmental problems so yes it is on are mind as well
I can smell the revolution around the corner, and the smell is getting stronger and stronger. its about time for me to make my move once again,... i haven't had this much fun since Saint Petersburg
how about our Donald Trump for archbishop of New York?
Well, he is gay, already dosen't pay any taxes, and is crazy stupid.
He is PERFECT
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
OMG that is SO funny and original.
Funny yes, original no. It's from Emo Philips
I was joking GOPer...
Two wrongs doesn't turn right but right angles can be left to one's conscience to con without science getting in the Way of the Lord's Will. What the hell were we wanting to say! ? I must be a baphoon! Oh well, better a baphoon then a dumb futz as dad would always say! Ain't I a sh!t load of trash talk?
@CNN Censor,
ah, then my apologies. Sarcasm is sometimes difficult to recognize – especially here.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!
Reasonably,
Even 'left-handed' monkeys know how to use their 'right-handed' wrench.
A scattering is upon us in these trying days and Age. Leave your wantings behind and never take wind of one's longings for the weightiness of one's longings will smite even the most influential. Carry away nothing and leave. Head to the places inside one's being and do not keep ajar your door for many will want to enter in and should not. Your loving this Life is for the world to have and you should not heed the rumors from others as to just what is truly right. It is therefore best for mankind to simmer in their juvenile pottages never rationalizingly 'assaying' one's diffuse detriments, the very smallest of life's grains. As smitten breeds, our splendors reveal one's characters to be traitorous to one's analogous fold. Where then does Life end and living begin?
You are at the Museum of Modern Art with a date. You have high hopes for this relationship. She is smart, pretty and a great cook. You just critiqued a group of Kevin Appel paintings when you felt a sudden urge to relieve your bowels. But where is the bathroom? Too late. And it is loose. You drag your smelly self to the elevator; she is behind you but gagging...
Where is your God now?
Apple Bush whack it off,
You are at times a dumb futz and sometimes a baphoon yet now you seem to be sh!t-tardy late and leaking thru your brainyard.
Your husband takes you to the company Christmas party. You have long been jealous of his very attractive co-worker Genevieve, and your jealous imagination suspects there is a spark between them. You dress to the nines and look great. The moment comes to say hello to her. She is beautiful, charming and smells intoxicating. You break a heal just as you reach to shake her hand. You spill your drink on both Genevieve and your husband. They look at each other and giggle, holding the gaze a bit too long.
Where is your God now?
I was at a party like that once. Beautiful. Champang-ya, women, food, you know, nice. My wift, she was, very alluring as usual. She bent down to pick up her fallen napkin and her, you know, thingy fell out. The host acting quickly, help her put it back in. It was, uncofortable to say they least so, I get it.
Fvck! Walken is killing me! Read it in Walkens voice, classic. Moar!!!!
Where is 'my God' now you ask A.B.?
He could be home eating lunch. He could be out visiting a spell. He is most likely at His office crunching on the numbers, 666 and 144.000.
A.B.,
I forgot to ask you as to just where your God is at. My God is ever away from home always at work.
Bishop to King's pawn, check. Queen to Bishop's pawn, Check mate!
Well, G.O.D., if that is, your real name, chess is a grand 'ol game, but, I am a checkers man, you know, hippity, dippity hop.
Check this sh!t out! They do mate!
Checkers? What's that like? 🙂
Well G.O.D., checkers, is like chasing rabbits. Rabbits have, long ears and always wiggle their noses...stack...pack...jack, so, there you go.
C.W.,
Checkers seems to be either an old futz's or 'minorial' game. Either way it is just a game to play. Chess though is likened to being a Life-hooded game upon globalized politics. The angular moves 'bishops' make, the "L's" a knight does take not to mention the straight line castle brigade. There are more pawns to be moved and jostled about just like in real Life. Real Life Chess is the game for many a baphoon who can or may know the table rules. As yet I am but a lousy klutz when it comes to real life chess. Lost two queens in my Life. Have never had any pawns to raise. Still living and alive with vital annointing though.
Lettuce Love,
Let Us Love,
G.O.D.
G.O.D. I'm sorry, I, dosed off a few words into, your, well, you know, whatever you were saying.
Whose beds are we sleeping in now C.W.? Yours seems still made up.
my last comment got blocked. No swear words, or nastyness. I even complimented a phrase used by the archbishop elect. I wonder whether it was because I mentioned the BBC article on the same subject or the cosy relationship between christ and oil money.
It is because you are a fucking idiot dip-shit.
What a Dumb Futz a Censor can be! The Baphoons rate much higher than Dumb Futz's. 🙂
Censor is correct your post was blocked because you are a complete moron.
curious,
Bad letter combinations / words to avoid if you want to get past the CNN automatic filter:
Many, if not most, are buried within other words, so use your imagination.
You can use dashes, spaces, or other characters or some html tricks to modify the "offending" letter combinations.
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ar-se.....as in ar-senic.
co-ck.....as in co-ckatiel, co-ckatrice, co-ckleshell, co-ckles, etc.
co-on.....as in racc-oon, coc-oon, etc.
crac-ker…
cu-m......as in doc-ument, accu-mulate, circu-mnavigate, circu-mstances, cu-mbersome, cuc-umber, etc.
ef-fing...as in ef-fing filter
ft-w......as in soft-ware, delft-ware, swift-water, drift-wood, etc.
ho-mo.....as in ho-mo sapiens or ho-mose-xual, ho-mogenous, sopho-more, etc.
ho-oters…as in sho-oters
ho-rny....as in tho-rny, etc.
inf-orms us…
hu-mp… as in th-ump, th-umper, th-umping
jacka-ss...yet "ass" is allowed by itself.....
ja-p......as in j-apanese, ja-pan, j-ape, etc.
koo-ch....as in koo-chie koo..!
nip-ple
o-rgy….as in po-rgy, zo-rgy, etc.
pi-s......as in pi-stol, lapi-s, pi-ssed, therapi-st, etc.
p-oon… as in sp-oon, lamp-oon, harp-oon
p-orn… as in p-ornography
pr-ick....as in pri-ckling, pri-ckles, etc.
que-er
ra-pe.....as in scra-pe, tra-peze, gr-ape, thera-peutic, sara-pe, etc.
se-x......as in Ess-ex, s-exual, etc.
sl-ut
sm-ut…..as in transm-utation
sn-atch
sp-ank
sp-ic.....as in desp-icable, hosp-ice, consp-icuous, susp-icious, sp-icule, sp-ice, etc.
sp-ook… as in sp-ooky, sp-ooked
strip-per
ti-t......as in const-itution, att-itude, t-itle, ent-ity, alt-itude, beat-itude, etc.
tw-at.....as in wristw-atch, nightw-atchman, salt-water, etc.
va-g......as in extrava-gant, va-gina, va-grant, va-gue, sava-ge, etc.
who-re....as in who're you kidding / don't forget to put in that apostrophe!
wt-f....also!!!!!!!
There's another phrase that someone found, "wo-nderful us" (have no idea what sets that one off).
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There are more, some of them considered "racist", so do not assume that this list is complete.
Damn youz Helpful Hints! Damn youz to hell!!
Is that the church that caused the pilgrims to hop on the Mayflower and cross the Atlantic, because they wanted freedom of religion?
Is he going sailing? That is some boat anchor around his neck.
I don't like gay marriage either. Everyone should be miserable like me.
In other news, Santa promoted Elf Floor Manager Goose McKrakenly to Director of Operations.
Tis mind-boggling that a religion founded by a killer-kingi s still in existence.
Were there a lot of kingi's in history?
Oops, make that: "Tis mind-boggling that a religion founded by a killer-king is still in existence.
Anybody else's gaydar go off when they saw his picture?
Why does it seem the more gay they appear the less likely they are to support gay mmarriage?
Like Michelle Bachmans husband. He is at best a switch hitter (Can you blame him? She is hot, but SHREW dosen't even cover it) yet he rails against it?
It's counterintuitive really, but it seems to me, The more masculine the male, the more likely he is to support gay marriage.
Has anyone else noticed this? Pro Athletes are an exception (can't risk the career) but otherwise it seems to work as a rule of thumb.
you think michlle Bachman is hot? shudder...
Come on dude, if she starts that Christian psycho babble in the hay you know you would love it.
Crazy Jeebus freak broads break wild once they go bad.
Fifty years of lousy booty, she is primed and ready
There's nothing so erotic as hearing a woman whisper "defile me, heathen".
eew.
Keep in mind that William thinks three 3's is equal to one 9.
Well ain't Doc V some tin!!? I need a shot Doc V. A shot of whiskey if you please!
Actually Apple, if you bag three "3"s" at once, your point score is 27.
You get 9 if you do them seperate. You square or cube broads point values by doing them in bunches.
William Demuth,
Only in darts W.D. only in darts,,, 🙂
Prayer changes things,
"Ronald Regonzo" who degenerates to:
"Salvatore" degenerates to:
"Douglas" degenerates to:
"truth be told" degenerates to:
"Thinker23" degenerates to:
"Atheism is not healthy ..." degenerates to:
"another repentant sinner" degenerates to:
"Dodney Rangerfield" degenerates to:
"tina" degenerates to:
"captain america" degenerates to:
"Atheist Hunter" degenerates to:
"Anybody know how to read? " degenerates to:
"just sayin" degenerates to:
"ImLook'nUp" degenerates to:
"Kindness" degenerates to:
"Chad" degenerates to
"Bob" degenerates to
"nope" degenerates to:
"2357" degenerates to:
"WOW" degenerates to:
"fred" degenerates to:
"!" degenerates to:
"pervert alert" is the degenerate.
This troll is not a christian.
Prayer does not; you are such a LIAR. You have NO proof it changes anything! A great example of prayer proven not to work is the Christians in jail because prayer didn't work and their children died. For example: Susan Grady, who relied on prayer to heal her son. Nine-year-old Aaron Grady died and Susan Grady was arrested.
An article in the Journal of Pediatrics examined the deaths of 172 children from families who relied upon faith healing from 1975 to 1995. They concluded that four out of five ill children, who died under the care of faith healers or being left to prayer only, would most likely have survived if they had received medical care.
The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted, you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs.`
I'm sorry, "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things", but your assertions regarding atheism and prayer are unfounded. Using my Idiomatic Expression Equivalency module, the expression that best matches the degree to which your assertions may represent truths is: "TOTAL FAIL".
I see that you repeat these unfounded statements with high frequency. Perhaps the following book can help you:
I'm Told I Have Dementia: What You Can Do... Who You Can Turn to...
by the Alzheimer's Disease Society
Hi Prayerbot.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
@au...
nope
"Church of England ames new archbishop of Canterbury"
Does anyone proof this stuff?
ames is wrong though the ti.tle should have read Archbisop of Canterbury.
ooops! Archbishop. It is soo easy to make mistakes.
well, he's right on 2 out of 3. somehow, that doesn't feel like enough....