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May 10th, 2013
10:42 PM ET

Christian metal singer charged with attempting to hire hit man

By Tom Watkins, CNN

(CNN)–The lead singer of the metal band As I Lay Dying has been arrested and charged with seeking to have his wife killed, the San Diego County Sheriff's Department said.

Authorities said Tuesday that Tim Lambesis tried to contract an undercover detective posing as a killer for hire to murder his estranged wife, who lives in Encinitas, California.

Arraignment was set for Thursday afternoon at North Division Court in Vista.

The department said it learned on May 2 that Lambesis, 32, had asked someone to carry out the killing and an investigation was initiated.

The investigation culminated Tuesday afternoon, "when Lambesis solicited an undercover detective to kill his wife," it said. He was arrested without incident at a business in Oceanside and taken to the Encinitas Station and booked into the Vista Detention Facility.

Last September, Meggan Lambesis filed with San Diego Superior Court to have the marriage dissolved.

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  1. kevo.bx

    Christians, Muslims, Hindu's and all the other religious folks are devil worshippers! They cannot sing Moses song. (Deuteronomy 31:30) (*John 5:46*) Why are people named after saints? Why are places named after saints? Why are things like buildings even named after saints? (*Psalm 49:11*) *Revelation 15:3 just and true are thy ways, thou King of saints.

    May 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm |
    • Science

      Hey Bobie and As-stin Chad/rachel l4h fred Robert Brown loony bethany kev bx etc etc All creationists !!!

      Was the bible around back then ?

      Human Y Chromosome Much Older Than Previously Thought

      Mar. 4, 2013 — The discovery and analysis of an extremely rare African American Y chromosome pushes back the time of the most recent common ancestor for the Y chromosome lineage tree to 338,000 years ago. This time predates the age of the oldest known anatomically modern human fossils.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130305145821.htm

      No god(s) needed or required to graduate from public schools in the US

      Remember : Adam had to POKE himself hard with his OWN BONE to create Eve.

      Peace

      March 11, 2013 at 7:06 am | Report abuse |

      May 15, 2013 at 7:24 am | Report abuse |

      http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/05/when-christians-become-a-hated-minority/

      Messed-Up Bible Stories – 2 – Adam and Eve

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGnPIlclps&feature=endscreen&NR=1

      Peace

      BedVrooooooom !

      May 15, 2013 at 8:46 am |
  2. Jake

    I'm really confused right now. As I lay dying is one of my favorite metal bands. In particular Tim lambesis really appeals to my ear for metal. It is such a sham that a almost metal mentor to me is charged with basically attempted murder. He turned me into a fan of metalcore. I think it's important to read all the facts and let the court system find out the truth. Very disappointed though to say the least!

    May 14, 2013 at 8:45 am |
  3. derp

    Nothing shows jesus' love like hiring a hit man to murder your wife.

    May 13, 2013 at 4:49 pm |
    • CommonSensed

      It's in his god's hands.

      May 13, 2013 at 5:35 pm |
    • The Distressing Inability of Cluckles the Boneless Chicken to Pull the Ripcord

      Actually, if his wife committed adultery or bestiality, did not cry out during rape, worshipped other gods, practiced witchcraft, took the lord's name in vain, or cursed her parents, then Biblically speaking he was supposed to whack her out.

      Those are God's rules.

      May 13, 2013 at 7:56 pm |
  4. Steve

    I don't know where people get the idea that Christians think they're perfect. Maybe I'm a different breed (Catholic) but every week at church I hear how I am a sinner and helped put Jesus on the cross. I don't know how anyone who believes or reads the bible can think they can stand in judgment of another. This however doesn't mean that truths shouldn't be taught. Do you not teach your kids not to lie, even though you may have done so yourself? Jesus said "I come for the sinner not the righteous, does a doctor come to heal the healthy?". I go to church not because I think I'm better than the rest but because I know I am not. I can understand how people would perceive Christians as arrogant. Some (but not all) deserve this classification. Peace be with you

    May 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm |
    • Bored Boy

      Quit whining and just give your church the money it wants so it can hire more lawyers so Priests can do naughty things to children in private.
      Shame on you for supporting those gross old men!

      May 13, 2013 at 3:52 pm |
    • derp

      "I am a sinner and helped put Jesus on the cross"

      You helped put jesus on the cross?

      You must be really old.

      May 13, 2013 at 4:48 pm |
    • CommonSensed

      Well, you just have the ability to purchase absolution from your clergy. Guess the other christians are jealous.

      May 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm |
    • Agnostic

      This is what has always bothered me about the new atheism movement. Clearly Steve had good intentions when he posted his post, he even wished peace on the three of you and in exchange you gave him complete negativity.
      The fact that I can not see, hear, smell, taste, feel or measure any dieties makes atheism correct, however I am not enthused by the idea of being a jerk.

      May 13, 2013 at 7:50 pm |
    • sam stone

      "...every week at church I hear how I am a sinner and helped put Jesus on the cross."

      without guilt, christianity as a belief system is dead in the water

      "This however doesn't mean that truths shouldn't be taught."

      Teach your opinion. Don't dress it up as "truth"

      Jesus said "I come for the sinner not the righteous, does a doctor come to heal the healthy?".

      Given that nothing was written down at the time, how can you be certain what jesus said?

      "I go to church not because I think I'm better than the rest but because I know I am not."

      And you think the church has a better view of god than you do?

      " I can understand how people would perceive Christians as arrogant"

      Duh

      May 14, 2013 at 11:05 am |
    • derp

      "Clearly Steve had good intentions when he posted his post, he even wished peace on the three of you and in exchange you gave him complete negativity"

      What a load of crap. All I did was make a nearly unfunny joke about age. How is that negative?

      Please, enough of the false persecution whining. Christians have been persecuting other christians, and non christians for the entire history of the faith. Here in America they are an overwhelming majority who controls all three branches of the federal government. There is no such thing as christian persecution. Talk to me when we atheists start burning christians at the stake, or having Salem "christian" trials. Let me know when atheists start protesting funerals with signs that say "The FSM hates christians". Give me shout when a atheist walks into a church and shoots a pastor over his opposition to abortion rights.

      Enough already, christians are not being persecuted.

      May 14, 2013 at 1:53 pm |
  5. Big Shiz

    If you want to talk about a real subject don't post it on this blog. The religious and atheist freeks just argue there nonsense. The story is about a metal singer hiring a hit man to kill his wife,not if Christianity or atheism are better.

    May 13, 2013 at 12:57 pm |
    • Paul

      There really is no reason to argue over that as everyone with a brain knows Christianity is disgusting.

      May 13, 2013 at 2:12 pm |
    • derp

      The article is on THE BELIEF BLOG. You don't want to discuss belief?

      Ijit!

      May 14, 2013 at 1:54 pm |
  6. .Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things

    Prayer changes things;

    May 12, 2013 at 3:36 pm |
    • The Sad Floppy Life of Cluckles the Boneless Chicken

      Praying for a hit man changed a thing or two for Christian rock guy.

      May 12, 2013 at 6:03 pm |
    • Queensryche

      I'm smiling next to you...in silent lucidity

      May 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm |
    • MrCrewel Dude

      STFU !

      May 13, 2013 at 7:23 am |
    • Science

      Update :for ....... Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things...........you are WRONG !!!

      That red devil with the funky horns...........and his partner the fairy in the sky.........did NOT create US !

      The ORIGIN story is bullsh-it...............so is the bible............... nasty !

      From Soup to Cells—the Origin of Life

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      Scientists have unearthed the first direct signs of cheesemaking, at a site in Poland that dates back 7,500 years.

      Human Evolution

      http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evosite/evo101/IIE2cHumanevo.shtml

      AND

      Easy to do !

      For all creationists and ID believers...............IT only takes minutes to figure IT out. No fairy in the sky needed !

      New Device Can Extract Human DNA With Full Genetic Data in Minutes

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      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/05/130506132100.htm

      Foot note............ethics + morals = really tough on religion !

      Facts work best for teaching children !

      Evolution wins hands down ..........time for god(s) to get the HELL out of the way................so humanity can evolve !

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      Peace

      Oops do not forget about the chondrites !

      May 13, 2013 at 8:21 am |
    • Jesus

      Prayer does not; you are such a LIAR. You have NO proof it changes anything! A great example of prayer proven not to work is the Christians in jail because prayer didn't work and their children died. For example: Susan Grady, who relied on prayer to heal her son. Nine-year-old Aaron Grady died and Susan Grady was arrested.

      An article in the Journal of Pediatrics examined the deaths of 172 children from families who relied upon faith healing from 1975 to 1995. They concluded that four out of five ill children, who died under the care of faith healers or being left to prayer only, would most likely have survived if they had received medical care.

      The statistical studies from the nineteenth century and the three CCU studies on prayer are quite consistent with the fact that humanity is wasting a huge amount of time on a procedure that simply doesn’t work. Nonetheless, faith in prayer is so pervasive and deeply rooted; you can be sure believers will continue to devise future studies in a desperate effort to confirm their beliefs!

      May 13, 2013 at 11:41 am |
    • Really?

      "Atheism is not healthy for children and other living things"

      That's why the data, has shown that atheists have happier and healthier lives than conservative Christians. Your post is built on a lie!

      May 13, 2013 at 11:43 am |
    • Yitzhak

      How much more proof does anyone need that Christianity is a religion of evildoing? A false messiah begets a false religion.

      May 13, 2013 at 12:46 pm |
    • Livilla

      Yeah, this xian creep's wife's prayers must have been more special than his.

      May 13, 2013 at 9:18 pm |
  7. The Sad Floppy Life of Cluckles the Boneless Chicken

    Religion makes people moral . . . BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

    May 12, 2013 at 1:30 pm |
  8. Perry Tanko

    And this why Christians and metals can't have nice things.

    May 12, 2013 at 10:19 am |
    • Science

      http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/05/05/when-christians-become-a-hated-minority/

      May 12, 2013 at 12:09 pm |
  9. Science

    The African Rift

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    Free speech helps educate the masses................POLITICIANS too !

    Where do morals come from?

    By Kelly Murray, CNN

    http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/12/where-do-morals-come-from/#comments

    Gravity is not up for debate ! ............E = mc2..........(U–Pb).................two math formulas..........that do not lie or sin !!!..........

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    Hey James Madison................religion has none it looks like.............with the comments on this blog.

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    Apr. 8, 2013 — At some point, scientists may be able to bring back extinct animals, and perhaps early humans, raising questions of ethics and environmental disruption.

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    Dinosaur Egg Study Supports Evolutionary Link Between Birds and Dinosaurs: How Troodon Likely Hatched Its Young

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    No god(s) needed or required to graduate from public schools in the US

    Remember : Adam had to POKE himself hard with his OWN BONE to create Eve.

    No god(s) needed................... Old. DNA works..................also catches crooks !

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    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/04/130424132705.htm

    For what...................... ? Make sure to read what the pope said !

    Where do morals come from?

    By Kelly Murray, CNN

    http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/

    Learning is fun with facts.......................... and facts work when teaching children.

    Atheist Prof. Peter Higgs: Stop calling Higgs boson the ‘God particle’

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    Science

    Heaven is 'a fairy story,' scientist Stephen Hawking says updated Tue May 17, 2011
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    Star Dust we are

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWdU_px9ApE

    Holy Hallucinations 35

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XTCRdC8Dlo

    The ORIGIN story is bullsh-it...............so is the bible............... nasty !

    From Soup to Cells—the Origin of Life

    http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evosite/evo101/IIE2aOriginoflife.shtml

    Scientists have unearthed the first direct signs of cheesemaking, at a site in Poland that dates back 7,500 years.

    Human Evolution

    http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evosite/evo101/IIE2cHumanevo.shtml

    BBC. Planet of the Apemen. Battle for Earth 1. Ho-mo Erectus

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUliLKSJ4bQ&feature=player_embedded

    BACKFILL on E =mc2.....

    Einstein letter, set for auction, shows scientist challenging idea of God, being 'chosen'

    By Jessica Ravitz, CNN

    Decades before atheist scientist and author Richard Dawkins called God a "delusion," one world-renowned physicist – Albert Einstein – was weighing in on faith matters with his own strong words.

    “The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends,” Einstein wrote in German in a 1954 letter that will be auctioned on eBay later this month. "No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this.”

    http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/category/culture-science/

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    Cheech & Chong's History of 420

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    The fact...............the earth is to old ...........time to EVOLVE !.

    Ancient Earth Crust Stored in Deep Mantle

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    Peace

    May 12, 2013 at 6:12 am |
    • CommonSensed

      Wow...just...wow...

      May 13, 2013 at 5:36 pm |
  10. chloe

    sad

    May 12, 2013 at 12:30 am |
  11. Bootyfunk

    don't rush to judgement. maybe she was unfaithful. according to the bible, he is supposed to stone her to death - does it matter if he does it or someone else actually throws the rocks? either way, the important thing is that he's actually being a good christian by following the bible's instructions on dealing with adulteresses and harlots.

    yay god!

    May 11, 2013 at 8:58 pm |
    • Save the planet

      See and you thought Christians wouldn't be on board with the voluntary human extinction movement.

      May 11, 2013 at 9:02 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      In the heat of strong passions flowing, unpardonable feelings do sometimes roll ashore.

      May 11, 2013 at 9:50 pm |
    • EncinitasMom

      Mrs. was not unfaithful. Not that I believe that's the right to kill another. You would lose a lot of athletic and artistic talent were that the case! Lol.
      He's a narcissistic freak who needs help and rehabilitation.

      May 12, 2013 at 12:37 am |
  12. Evan

    Does hiring a hit man to kill the misses fall under the part of the vow "'Till death do us part"?

    May 11, 2013 at 8:30 pm |
    • Henry VIII

      Why yes I believe it does....hmmmm.

      May 11, 2013 at 9:01 pm |
    • OJ Simpson

      Dead people tell no tales.

      May 12, 2013 at 5:33 am |
  13. lionlylamb

    T. Beaver wrote on Saturday, May 11, 2013 at 5:59 pm quoting meand asking,"Hey Mr. Lamb, when you say "sub-atomized celestial manifestations seeded within all varied, living cellular combinations of atomically ordained cloisters", you mean a bubble bath, right? That makes a big mess just for a bath."

    "sub-atomized celestial manifestations" is for saying atoms and their chasms of the atomic cosmos. And "living cellular combinations of atomically ordained cloisters" is short hand for embodied cells used in orderly combinations to serve a purpose.

    May 11, 2013 at 8:14 pm |
    • .

      Except cosmos (Universe) cannot possibly apply to individual cells oin the human body AS YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD A FUCKING MILLION TIMES!

      May 11, 2013 at 9:48 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      .

      And as you so diligently converse in dysfunctional mannerisms, my standing with unwavering tolerance will never be fallen and lain alongside with the (new word for today) deserters against strengthening one's and other's perceptiveness upon which empathies will bring visionary enlightenment to gaggle away the day.

      Why do you seem insistent to deny any similarities between atomic matter and stellar shapes? We in sorrows, have biased facts regarding the infinity of outer space and just exactly how does atomic matter remain clinging to each other within innumerable fashions?

      May 11, 2013 at 10:08 pm |
    • Poltergiest

      Very New Age.

      May 11, 2013 at 11:02 pm |
    • .

      Why are you so insistent that cells in our bodies each contain a separate universe?
      Why do I deny it? Becauise I'm not bat-shit crazy like you are, that's why.
      And YOU are in sorrows. Not "we". YOU.
      Your therapist isn't helping. Sorry.

      May 11, 2013 at 11:07 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      .

      I do not care how you 'wiggle-N-squiggle' with avoiding my clarities. I will stand firm in comprehending ways. All your Word is as slop to the hogs. Your unstable posturing dare renders me with little thoughts to trace. I believe. You believe. We can walk the plank forever yet you have never given even one iota of proof denying that there is quite possibly self-similarities between the atomic and stellar dimensions of spatial chasms.

      May 12, 2013 at 12:05 am |
    • .

      Quite simply put, you are nuts. Believe what you want, as the padded walls close in on your little cell. That's the only one that's relevant...and I pray you never get out. You're just insane.

      May 12, 2013 at 1:15 am |
  14. Reality

    Christian?? Give us a break!!!

    May 11, 2013 at 4:23 pm |
    • Livilla

      Yeah, really. And typical.

      May 13, 2013 at 9:21 pm |
  15. Andre (chosenone) Himes

    In a effort to do the bidding of the white feminists as well as those satanists from the deep south who have long history of embracing white supremacy ,BILL CLINTON( the beast of revelation chapter 13) and his fallen black antebellum and hip hop angels have made a strategic miscalculation,since ANDRE HIMES miraculous survival the future will be instrumental in leading many to the LORD JESUS CHRIST ,who had been guarding ANDRE 's life since the day he was born on APRIL 30 1965 at Shaw AIR FORCE BASE and therefore will fulfill ZEPHANIAH chapter 3 verse 10 From the rivers of Ethiopia, my suppliants, even the daughter of my disperse shall bring mine offering, IN bible prophecy.

    May 11, 2013 at 3:36 pm |
    • meifumado

      Yes it all makes sense now, I have been blind all these years........

      May 11, 2013 at 4:13 pm |
    • Doobs

      Just goes to show you that anyone can make up a bible story.

      May 11, 2013 at 5:09 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      Dooby.doobie do! The next bowlful is on you!

      May 11, 2013 at 5:13 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      Seek first the kingdom domains of God and once your vision settles, you will know that one's body is where the kingdom domains of God are to be found. For: the ‘depths of atomized inwardness’ are as far away as the outward distant stars in the night skies. Either direction is as stained evolutions upon the inner and outer chasms of all issues cosmological. This earth of one's physical birth is a celestial wonder and our bodies are made wondrously by the evolutionary trails as being trailering wanderings of atomized cosmological constructs within cellular conditionings made manifested and is a testimonial to all sub-atomized celestial manifestations seeded within all varied, living cellular combinations of atomically ordained cloisters.

      May 11, 2013 at 5:47 pm |
    • T. Beaver

      Hey Mr. Lamb, when you say "sub-atomized celestial manifestations seeded within all varied, living cellular combinations of atomically ordained cloisters", you mean a bubble bath, right? That makes a big mess just for a bath.

      May 11, 2013 at 5:59 pm |
    • Akira

      Lol. Andre migrated to the BB. Yay.

      May 11, 2013 at 7:32 pm |
    • lionlylamb

      Andre (chosenone) Himes,

      Is it not written to "Seek first the kingdom (domains) of God? If so, stop your lollygagging with bogus religious perceptivities few will ever believe and search the good book for the whereabouts of God's kingdom domains. Too much 'leg work'? Here, let me give you two verses of scripture that I dare stand firmly upon.

      Luke 17:21 Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom (domain) of God is within (inside) you.

      1 Corinthians 3:9 For we are labourers together with God: ye are God's husbandry, [ye are] God's building.

      Until all or many of ongoing generations can fathom the inner workings of 'atomic' relationships being very similar to our stellar relations. High societies will ever lead the social 'band wagons' while never as yet,taking a good, 'let's see' toward quantum spatial relationships of the inner and outer chasms of the atomic and stellar spectroscopies similarities. The innerness chasms of atomic perceptions are yet veiled in secrecies.

      Likewise, our astronomical observances of stellar cartographies stances upon the reasoning that said 'universe' is only 16 or so billion years old, is not justifications for the 'universe' we find being but one small part of the overall relativities of spatial cosmologies too far away from our spatial centrality which is earth. The Hubble space telescope took a time lapsed picture of total blackness and did in time reveal there to be thousands of galaxies never before seen! Imagine one taking a greater time lapse picture with an even bigger space telescope!

      Space therefore is not relative to our perceptions of time. Space is infinite!

      May 11, 2013 at 8:55 pm |
  16. STFU

    amazing just amazing, how in the world all these dumb Fks including terrorists end up talking to undercover agents?

    May 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm |
  17. Impal'er

    I heard that if you play "Torn Within" backwards, that if it wasn't for all the noise they're making, you could hear "she gotta go".

    May 11, 2013 at 2:30 pm |
    • Ed

      LMAO – oh wait – there is more – it's "she gotta go, Lord, she's gotta go"

      May 11, 2013 at 4:33 pm |
  18. Mary K. Durbin

    Christian? I don't think so. Recheck your Bible man. Sounds more like a mental 'defect' or break with reality. Hope the Mrs. gets a conviction because if she doesn't maybe she should consider relocating for her own good. This guy is not only dumb but he's dangerous.

    May 11, 2013 at 2:20 pm |
  19. Brampt

    You can not hear "Metallica", but you can hear Heavy Metal with Jesus in it....LOL

    May 11, 2013 at 1:36 pm |
    • Ken

      And after a few concerts you won't be able to hear anything much at all.

      May 11, 2013 at 5:58 pm |
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    May 11, 2013 at 1:35 pm |
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